The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 16, 2021

That’s a wick ed pun!

I bet she had to pay Zippo deductible! That was from Ron, son!

What is humor content of today’s “Argyle Sweater”? Zippo.

Time to “Flick your BIC”!

She was such a Bic girl!

She has a matchless diet.

well, this definitely sparked a bunch of comments…

It’s true. Whenever she carries a torch for somebody, she loses weight.

Doc: “You know, every time I see you, you’re a Little Lighter.”

she still carries a torch for an old flame.

Come on baby, light my…. darn, can’t think of anything that rhymes…

Oh, my. This is truly awful. Well done.

Didn’t I see her at a concert recently?

So she lost weight? Well Zippo Dee Doo Dah!

She learned lots of Bic chewing gum helps. (https://cart.payments.ebay.it)

I’ll have to have you Bic in two weeks. We’re having a cookout.

“So, are you gonna write me that scripto what?”

badabum psss

Ahh, English!

Took a sec to get lit to the joke.

It was just gas.

I feel much better after releasing all that trapped gas.

{groan}

I can’t take all this punishment, y’all are horrible horrible people

Still no match for a match in the weight department.

You’re fired.

Sometimes, life can be a real BIC, but things will get better.

Bah dum TISSSHHH!

Looks like a BIC lighter to me!

This rates at least two groans.

“Aw, go flick your Bic”…

She’s a real butane. Nobody can hold a match to her.

Between the cartoon AND the comments, I’m gonna be fired up all day. VERY punny, folks.

He/She is probably getting ready to impress and old flame.

You’re nearing end of life — no butane to weigh you down!