The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 16, 2021

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    That’s a wick ed pun!

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    ronaldspence  almost 4 years ago

    I bet she had to pay Zippo deductible! That was from Ron, son!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What is humor content of today’s “Argyle Sweater”? Zippo.

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Time to “Flick your BIC”!

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    She was such a Bic girl!

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    She has a matchless diet.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    well, this definitely sparked a bunch of comments…

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    It’s true. Whenever she carries a torch for somebody, she loses weight.

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    Doc: “You know, every time I see you, you’re a Little Lighter.”

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    she still carries a torch for an old flame.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Come on baby, light my…. darn, can’t think of anything that rhymes…

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    davanden  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, my. This is truly awful. Well done.

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t I see her at a concert recently?

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    santa72404  almost 4 years ago

    So she lost weight? Well Zippo Dee Doo Dah!

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    She learned lots of Bic chewing gum helps. (https://cart.payments.ebay.it)

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’ll have to have you Bic in two weeks. We’re having a cookout.

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    paul  almost 4 years ago

    “So, are you gonna write me that scripto what?”

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    badabum psss

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    Kilrwat Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ahh, English!

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    joegeethree  almost 4 years ago

    Took a sec to get lit to the joke.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It was just gas.

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    Potamus  almost 4 years ago

    I feel much better after releasing all that trapped gas.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    {groan}

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    toyonut  almost 4 years ago

    I can’t take all this punishment, y’all are horrible horrible people

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    DamnHappyChappy  almost 4 years ago

    Still no match for a match in the weight department.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    You’re fired.

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sometimes, life can be a real BIC, but things will get better.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Bah dum TISSSHHH!

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    tiomax  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like a BIC lighter to me!

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    Lola85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This rates at least two groans.

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    TurbosDad  almost 4 years ago

    “Aw, go flick your Bic”…

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    She’s a real butane. Nobody can hold a match to her.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Between the cartoon AND the comments, I’m gonna be fired up all day. VERY punny, folks.

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    tinstar  almost 4 years ago

    He/She is probably getting ready to impress and old flame.

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    ekke  almost 4 years ago

    You’re nearing end of life — no butane to weigh you down!

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