You don’t see any hearses with luggage racks.
Yeah, how is it going to be heaven without my phone?!
One man’s heaven is another man’s hell.
There is a heaven..
Why does heaven need security?
In Hell, you can take your phone, but they keep your charger.
“Nice try. You won’t need that here.”
“You also won’t need those glasses.”
Better double check. Make sure that he’s in the right place.
So that was what was ringing during the funeral.
It ain’t heaven with one of those.
OH. Thanks Gods.
A place with no noses buried in cell phones? Definitely heaven…
You’d better wand him too, no telling what he’s trying to smuggle in.
I love how believers think they’ll take human baggage with them.
It’s equally funny when Atheists say that they’d find eternal bliss boring.
Is he leaving or just arriving?
They won’t let you do it in the other place either.
♫ This could be heaven or this could be hell ♫
Jokes on them I got…the ICloud buh doom psst
People try to sneak things in.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
You don’t see any hearses with luggage racks.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Yeah, how is it going to be heaven without my phone?!
Brian G Premium Member almost 4 years ago
One man’s heaven is another man’s hell.
Kiba65 almost 4 years ago
There is a heaven..
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Why does heaven need security?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
In Hell, you can take your phone, but they keep your charger.
Doug K almost 4 years ago
“Nice try. You won’t need that here.”
“You also won’t need those glasses.”
Better double check. Make sure that he’s in the right place.
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
So that was what was ringing during the funeral.
Gent almost 4 years ago
It ain’t heaven with one of those.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
OH. Thanks Gods.
mwest almost 4 years ago
A place with no noses buried in cell phones? Definitely heaven…
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You’d better wand him too, no telling what he’s trying to smuggle in.
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
I love how believers think they’ll take human baggage with them.
It’s equally funny when Atheists say that they’d find eternal bliss boring.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Is he leaving or just arriving?
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
They won’t let you do it in the other place either.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
♫ This could be heaven or this could be hell ♫
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Jokes on them I got…the ICloud buh doom psst
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
People try to sneak things in.