Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 26, 2021

The MST 3K license plate is a nice touch.

Nice tribute to Saved by the Bell actor Dustin Diamond in P3.

Ooooooo …. Tessie, his GTO just shut you down!

“Hey Toad, is that YOU in that beautiful car? Jeez, what a waste of machinery.” But Toad didn’t care after his makeout session with shallow blonde Candy Clark. Vic and Tessi to replicate? P4: “I just love it when guys peel out.”

So it’s official, Vic was not the photographer. Unless he has the super power of being two places at once.

P1, It doesn’t really look like much is being interrupted.

P2, Now the rest of the girls who once were going to the prom with Vic are P.O’ed and his dream date is over.

P3, He dead.

P2.5 As Tessi makes eye contact with Vic, his waving hand transforms into a single digit salute

Let’s see, Doug lets Vic drive the goat under his supervision from the shotgun seat in a contrived situation to make sure that Tessi sees Vic in all his coolness, which accomplishes what?

P4 Back to the barn with the goat where Vic, Doug and Doug’s dad are installing the vibrating mattress and mirrored roof along with other implements of pleasure in preparation for Vic’s gang…errrr…group prom date

I hope Vic said it like Freddie Prinze as Chico.

And now he has to go to sexual harrasment training.

Hmm….not sure if this would have impressed Tessi…but they did have to come up with an ending

Does that mean we have finally determined Milford is in Minnesota as that is the origin of MST3K?

Petty and juvenile hits a stone wall as Chief Lind’s Bernard Fife, Officer Friendly, happened to be posted at the campus school crossing as Vic burns rubber. Might be the last time Vic initiates friction with rubber for awhile.

P 4: “..CRAAAAAASH…”

While Vic is busy lookin’ in the rearview mirror to see Tessi’s reaction, he forgets that he’s not drivin’ a grandpa van today and unable to handle all that horsepower, smashes into some parked cars. Meanwhile, giggling in the background, Tessi gets it all on her phone vid

“Unofficial” team photo and they have a professional photographer taking the picture. A picture they could have taken with a cell phone. A picture they don’t even really want.

Well this sure showed her! Except later, when she says, “I don’t like him, I don’t care what whose car he borrowed. I just wanted him to announce our games. Ta ta!”

So everyone knows that’s Doug’s car, what would this even do? They better not have Tessi now start getting chummy with him.

And speaking of chummy, how about getting chummy with today’s Mopped Up Thorp? (Well that was a dumb sentence.)

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

In all reality , OMG , NO , this could be the worst hit and run I’ve ever been a victim of ! Our Lady of Recovery , Pray For Me !

OK, a kumbaya moment tomorrow to wrap this mess up and on to some baseball on Monday. Puh-leeze!! BTW, Vito from Goshen has already set the early line for the upcoming ball season: CK is even money to make an appearance on the girl’s softball team; 4/5 that Tessi is a “one and done” and will not be seen or heard from again after tomorrow; 50-1 that Gil finishes better than 2nd in the Valley; 100-1 Mimi makes it to more softball games than poolside visits with Pedro.

Man! Tessi is really getting burned on this deal

I think it’s funny that they all still believe Tessi isn’t dating Vic because of his CAR

So this is CK’s and Dougie’s petty and devious plot?

Coaches Held Hostage: Kaz, Day 55.

And in panel 4, he slams into the out on parole guy that slammed into Boo Radley.

I think that’s Doug disguised to look like Vic. What a great prank.

Now here’s to Gil showing us the starting lineup on Monday? Be prepared for CK to go out for baseball and not softball.

One closeup of Teasi’s jaw dropping and it’s on to baseball!

Shame on all of you! Not one of you asked: "What did VD do to get to drive the GTO? I thought you were cruder than that.