Pickles by Brian Crane for April 03, 2021

Earl your statement even shocked Roscoe.

She should serve more beans so he can exercise a part of his body while sitting down.

well, la-dee-da for you, Earl

I reach my fitbit goal because my beer fridge is in the basement.

Where can you get a FatButt watch at?

The difference is that Opal starts from zero and progresses toward her goal during the day. Earl starts out at his goal and tries to keep from getting away from it.

I need one of those

Earl’s method is much more green friendly, it’s organic and not digital

Haha, FatButt, like it.

I think Earl is going to double his goal today.

Just inertia Earl! Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest!

I rejoined the YMCA after a year’s hiatus. The regulars are still just as fat as they were a year ago.

Roscoe do you have a Fatbutt or a Fitbit ?

“And it’s only noon!”

I think my wife and I had this identical conversation last night!

Fitbits are fooled easily – I get an extra 2000 steps when I mow my backyard on the rider mower.

Roscoe is precious! LOL

“All this inertia is tiring me out, Opal. Would you get me a beer, please?”

Earl is my Saturday hero – :D

His answer opened Roscoe’s eyes!

Put in your cleavage and the jiggling adds 6 times the steps.

Good slogan! Your choice: fatbutt or fitbit.

Even Roscoe was shocked by Earl’s comment!

Better keep moving, Earl. Otherwise they’ll throw dirt on you!

I just watched this last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfmItahzJNw

For me I passed on that fitbit.

I gave my husband a Fitbit a couple of years ago, and he has become a slave to that thing. If he misses his required number of steps during a given hour, he gets stressed. The upside to it is, he walks more than he used to, so it’s doing him some good as well.

To add what Earl said…if I do it wrong, you won’t ask me again.

We all need something to aim for.

Go Opal! Earl needs to move it!

I am with Earl!

The looks on Roscoe’s face: priceless!

From fitbit to fatbutt…so quickly.

There maybe a crack in Earl’s logic!

yep, Earl has “Trucker-Butt”