Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 08, 2021

“Poor Yorick, poor Yorick” or “My gorge rises” all legitimate Shakespeare stuff.

(wonders, offhand, if any high school is going to start using “Cthulhu” and “Yog-Sothoth” for audibles.)

Make sure you use good foot powder, that way you can beat the Fighting Fungi!

Omaha is inoffensive enough for everyone. The City I mean.

I remember our Freshman HS English teacher stopping the recording of A Merchant of Venice early. Shakespearean insults and innuendo would probably get Coach in trouble with the administration.

fusilier

James 2:24

Try using Tequistlatec or Misumalpan.

I can see why “jabberwocky!” would be a good audible call. You sure aren’t going to mistake it for anything else. Plus, it’s got good loud consonants to cut through the noise.

Sounds brillig to me…

Too brilling for me. They’ll have to be slapped with a frumious bandersnatch.

Beware the Jabberwock!

Oh, God! I can just imagine the rest of the comments here today.

In the words of Peyton Manning…“OMAHA!”

Well, that would help the athletes at least sound literate.

“Nevermore” would be good. “Albatross” also, or maybe “Ginga Din”.

Snicker-snack.

“Vorpal blade, vorpal blade, snicker-snack, hike!”

Make up your own vulgarity. That way, no one can call you out.

“Don’t give me that Jibber-Jabberwocky, fool!”

Bookish and sporty colliding!

I eagerly await the use of “slubberdegullion” in American sports parlance.

Know any Klingon?

I like it.

“Supercalifragilisticexpialido-”

TWEET!

“Delay of game, offense. Five yard penalty.”