Pickles by Brian Crane for May 16, 2021

“Your I.D., your phone, your credit cards… all gone. What will you do, what WILL you do?”

“Rely on American Express traveler’s checks, if they’re lost you can get a full refund at over 60,000 places. Don’t fall asleep without them!”

dreadful

Ah the times I got accused of having done something in a dream.

I think that Earl is coming down with a MEEgrain — again!!

:-(

Earl just can’t win with her no matter what he does. But he’s used to it.

I wouldn’t be.

You should be happy Opal, living under an overpass means you don’t have to interact with Earl!!

Opal it was your party so don’t blame Earl .

I feel your pain Opal. my wallet was stolen

Just go with the flow Earl because , You. Are. So. Screwed. ( LOL )

Hey, Earl – were they winning or losing?

Wake up Opal….

I rarely remember that I was dreaming, much less the content of the dream.

A “terrible” nightmare? Has anyone ever had a “pleasant” nightmare? :D :D :D

I just saw a post where most archeologists were women as they were so good at digging up the past!

“And don’t let it happen again!” says Opal.

Why didn’t she just walk home?

He could make her some popcorn at least. Or she could go sew or read. How hard is this?

I had a terrible nightmare, too, but I didn’t lose anything in it.

Owned a bar, late at night 3 guys came in tried to cash a travelers check for $100. I almost did it until I read the fine print, Canadian currency only…I told them I’d have to discount it 30% & they said “never mind”. You don’t suppose they were stolen do you? They already had it made out to my business so it was useless to them now.

Talking about dreams with my wife always are good for a laugh. She bought a new car last week. So naturally, in MY dream, I came out of a mall, couldn’t find MY new car, because I had forgotten what kind I had bought. Dreams are SO weird and funny,

Better than living over an underpass.

Well… It was Baseball!

This is my wife and i

Rule #44 of the Smart Marriage Guide: You are not allowed to blame your spouse for what takes place in your dreams.

(For those interested in history, that rule was entered on the books after the airing of the I Love Lucy episode, Lucy Goes to Scotland, in 1956.)

Earl said he’s sorry, but he’s thinking, Thank Goodness.

I had dreams I could not find my car.