Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 20, 2021

…..but for the most part, pain.

I don’t care. I’m still not buying a hemorrhoid.

99% of all commercials have the same effect as a hemorrhoid. :-)

We have seen the enema, and he is arse.

If you want to feel blessed with good health, just watch all the drug ads, paying particular attention to the side effect warnings.

This is a great summary of how our culture operates. All it left out was the violence.

It was years before I learned that “asphalt” wasn’t referring to hemorrhoids! ;o}

Hemorrhoids are analogous to life?

Plus, I understand the actors worked for scratch…

ever notice how many medical commercials run in slow motion with a soft jazz piano accompaniment?

Hemorrhoids are a major PIA!

I drive a classic ’59 Hemorrhoid, candy apple red, tail fins, and chrome exhaust.

I thought it was the heartbreak of psoriasis.

And the puns keep piling on…..

For hemorrhoid surgery, the background music is usually John Cash themed: Ring of Fire

I think those commercials are just a pain in the @$$.

Dadism: If he didn’t have hemorrhoids, he’d be a perfect @$$#ole.

Seriously, a year of people sitting at home, ought to have sold a lot of Prep H.

what a pain in the…..

Birds get hemorrhoids?

As far as I’m concerned. Hemorrhoids are a pain in the arse!

I hope he means “anti-hemorrhoid” commercial.

In the 1970s, it would have been “The Heartbreak of Psoriasis”.