Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 18, 2021

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    Nobody_Important  over 3 years ago

    I will never look at toast the same way again.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    They really are very similar. Both a Tanning Bed and a Toaster use radiation to “lightly” burn the outer layer.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Looks like somebody needs some moisturizer.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    Cheers!

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    One thing I don’t like about accelerated artificial tanning. If you fall asleep on the beach in natural sunlight, you get a bad burn. If you fall asleep in artificial tanning beds, YOU’RE TOAST!

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    The marm’ll aid that poor toasted man if he gets into a jam.

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    And now you get buttered and eaten. . .

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    he’s definitely not a burnout…

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I saw that crumbing.

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    ddjg  over 3 years ago

    Nice!

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Now for a soothing marmalade rub and a bit of butter.

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    Nala the Great  over 3 years ago

    Which ones “Frank”?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago

    https://youtu.be/SHptn_3RyYE

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    And if you can’t pay Vinnie, you’re toast!

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    I like these slice o’ life bits.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    I kinda like the half albino, half tomato look.

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    Mike Williams  over 3 years ago

    Toasters don’t work all by themselves.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    After reading about farmers and skin cancer, I’m glad I get my Vitamin D from fortified milk.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    Hey the bread has ankles ! The people never do here.

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    Phydeux  over 3 years ago

    Pop-up tanning booth.

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    Ricky Bennett  over 3 years ago

    The bottom fell out of the market and he found that his business was toast…

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Crumby place to go for a tan.

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