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One thing I don’t like about accelerated artificial tanning. If you fall asleep on the beach in natural sunlight, you get a bad burn. If you fall asleep in artificial tanning beds, YOU’RE TOAST!
Nobody_Important almost 4 years ago
I will never look at toast the same way again.
Doug K almost 4 years ago
They really are very similar. Both a Tanning Bed and a Toaster use radiation to “lightly” burn the outer layer.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Looks like somebody needs some moisturizer.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Cheers!
dcdete. almost 4 years ago
One thing I don’t like about accelerated artificial tanning. If you fall asleep on the beach in natural sunlight, you get a bad burn. If you fall asleep in artificial tanning beds, YOU’RE TOAST!
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
The marm’ll aid that poor toasted man if he gets into a jam.
1953Baby almost 4 years ago
And now you get buttered and eaten. . .
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
he’s definitely not a burnout…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I saw that crumbing.
ddjg almost 4 years ago
Nice!
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Now for a soothing marmalade rub and a bit of butter.
Nala the Great almost 4 years ago
Which ones “Frank”?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
https://youtu.be/SHptn_3RyYE
uniquename almost 4 years ago
And if you can’t pay Vinnie, you’re toast!
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
I like these slice o’ life bits.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
I kinda like the half albino, half tomato look.
Mike Williams almost 4 years ago
Toasters don’t work all by themselves.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
After reading about farmers and skin cancer, I’m glad I get my Vitamin D from fortified milk.
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
Hey the bread has ankles ! The people never do here.
Phydeux almost 4 years ago
Pop-up tanning booth.
Ricky Bennett almost 4 years ago
The bottom fell out of the market and he found that his business was toast…
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Crumby place to go for a tan.