Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 19, 2021

Marvin the Martian has a point there.

Plumbers’ buttcracks.

The planet is beautiful; the people are ugly.

Cliff?

It looks great in black and white

Superfan… Augghhh! I’m being destroyed because I’m a fat shirtless guy painted up at a ball game!! Alien… No shirt, Sherlock. (I hope the destination was worth the journey.)

In color here:

https://www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/?feature_id=Brewster-Rockit-Space-Guy

Congress.

Hey, the hyoomans are ugly, but we bears look great.

That alien guy has a point. Earth has an endless supply of idiots. It is our only true renewable resource. No matter what we do, we never run out.

But there’s the curvy supermodel alternative

Those were republican riot…., er, PATRIOTS.

If you want to argue for saving Mankind, do NOT visit your nearest airport.

We also have slums, pollution , graffiti…

he has a point…

Especially cold weather stadia in the winter. Sometimes the bald or shaven headed will paint their heads to resemble their team’s helmets. Or wear hollowed out watermelons if they are in Regina.

Don’t forget man buns and people earring socks with sandals…

Willing to throw out the whole barrel over a few bad apples…

He is likely looking at the suburbs. (As the old saying goes, suburban is to urban as substandard is to standard.) There are few things in the world that are uglier than a big surface parking lot.

And Kardashians.

OK, maybe a selective destruction.

Newcastle United supporters!

From space – that dude is a speck compared to the natural views. So it seems like the alien is throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

We apologize? I thought we put them on youtube.

Except for the guy who got the Philly Phanatic head tattooed on his belly. That’s a work of art.

The eye of the beholder.

There’s some beautiful bellies out there!!