Jacque had a strange feeling of deja vu. Then he remembered he has been in the same state of attire when he had waited 45 minutes for a doctor in an examination room.
Jack could never get any respect. None of these men were interested in who he was, what was inside of him. Everywhere he went, people just looked at him like he was a piece of meat.
The problem that plagued poor Lance/(O, unhappy happenstance !)/ was his constant desire/ to shed his attire / and parade around town without pants.///But Lance pressed on, undismayed/ for the privates he proudly displayed/ were of shape and of size/ to memorialize/ and from lemons, he made lemonade..///in trousers, he’d been forced to waddle/ both boxers and briefs seemed to throttle/ his preposterous “parts”/ but thanks to the Arts/ he found huge success as a model.
They didn’t really want “Fast Eddie” and his pool cue to be a nude, but Eddie insisted. After the laughter died down though, Eddie strategically placed a cloth to cover his “embarrassment”.
“And over here, against this wall, as soon as these student finish their model drawing, we’ll put in a couple of shelves for all those busts we have for sale…”
(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpage as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this 1808 painting.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 6 works by him have been used here.
has the prior (my comment there included one of the artist info URLs).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2703 (May 9, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
When Maria snuck into the studio to study art she didn’t know why women weren’t allowed. She’s now desperately trying to get the painters’ attention (far left) to “get me outta here, stat”.
To my right is Paul, who is creating the exotic backgrounds in pastels. These will appear in place of the green screen you see behind the subject. Production staff will add feathers and antennae in the following frames.
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
François was hoping that statue for which he was modeling would do the same thing for him that the portrait did for his cousin Dorian.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Wait a minute, why am I the only one here who is naked? That guy there is painting the whole studio and everyone else in here.”
Strob Premium Member about 3 years ago
He had a better fate than the friend he was with, who ended up in the operating theater.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
“Does this lance look like I am overcompensating?”
Papared25 about 3 years ago
Jacque had a strange feeling of deja vu. Then he remembered he has been in the same state of attire when he had waited 45 minutes for a doctor in an examination room.
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
The naked truth: Arthur loved his lance a lot!
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
Men at play at the atelier.
orinoco womble about 3 years ago
Nearly Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture.
Buzzworld about 3 years ago
“I’m gonna call it “2 Ball in the Corner Pocket”
Buzzworld about 3 years ago
Why is the guy in the lower left looking at the artist like that?
Egrayjames about 3 years ago
On next weeks episode Ringo Starr gets “Punk’d”!
pcolli about 3 years ago
“Never mind the chit chat, who’s next?”
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Man in grey standing:“We have many pieces of art here, do you see a piece you like?”
Man in tan: “Yes, I’d like a piece of that one there.”
Man in grey standing:“Sir, that’s the model”
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
♩tell me, how much tequila did i drink last night…?
lagoulou about 3 years ago
Seems to be an over-abundance of testosterone in one form or another!
Reader about 3 years ago
Pierre looks at all the statues and tondos of only busts, and he again wonders why they insisted he strip down to just a paper towel.
Lotus about 3 years ago
“I think I’m in the wrong place. I was looking for Castle Anthrax.”
rmremail about 3 years ago
Jack could never get any respect. None of these men were interested in who he was, what was inside of him. Everywhere he went, people just looked at him like he was a piece of meat.
rmremail about 3 years ago
“Can we have him sit up straight?” “No, then it would be pornography”
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just another pre-wedding stag night that got out of hand. Those rascals really did it to me last night!
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
The problem that plagued poor Lance/(O, unhappy happenstance !)/ was his constant desire/ to shed his attire / and parade around town without pants.///But Lance pressed on, undismayed/ for the privates he proudly displayed/ were of shape and of size/ to memorialize/ and from lemons, he made lemonade..///in trousers, he’d been forced to waddle/ both boxers and briefs seemed to throttle/ his preposterous “parts”/ but thanks to the Arts/ he found huge success as a model.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
At least he didn’t get ‘busted’.
Another Take about 3 years ago
Before the invention of the camera, Japanese men were forced to work harder at pretending their degenerate behavior was just an expression of “art”.
garcoa about 3 years ago
The students asked the model to put a cloth over his private parts, otherwise they were laughing too hard to paint.
phritzg Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Anybody see a kidney? I seem to be missing one of mine.”
wincoach Premium Member about 3 years ago
While the students were taking notes they began to realize that male pole dancing just wasn’t the same.
Linguist about 3 years ago
The winner of the French Artist’s Billiards Tournament gets a special bronze trophy … The loser gets to pose for that special bronze trophy.
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
They didn’t really want “Fast Eddie” and his pool cue to be a nude, but Eddie insisted. After the laughter died down though, Eddie strategically placed a cloth to cover his “embarrassment”.
kathywrites about 3 years ago
Last time Pierre will ever agree to cover his wife’s shift at the studio!
Dove-Bear about 3 years ago
“And over here, against this wall, as soon as these student finish their model drawing, we’ll put in a couple of shelves for all those busts we have for sale…”
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Wrong herbs
anomaly about 3 years ago
“We appreciate your enthusiasm, but today we’re doing still lifes.”
mabrndt Premium Member about 3 years ago
The Studio of Jean-Antoine Houdon or Houdon in His Studio:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Louis-L%C3%A9opold_Boilly_-_Houdon_in_His_Studio.jpg
(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpage as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this 1808 painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/boilly_louis-leopold.html
http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/boilly2.htm
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/boilly/biograph.html
http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/3264/louis-leopold-boilly-french-1761-1845/
https://www.kimbellart.org/collection/ap-199001
https://www.askart.com/artist/Louis_Leopold_Boilly/9000885/Louis_Leopold_Boilly.aspx
https://prabook.com/web/louis.boilly/2168082
https://mr-expert.com/en/artwork-quotes/louis-leopold-boilly-price/
https://www.nga.gov/collection/artist-info.975.html
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 6 works by him have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/05/15?comments=visible
has the prior (my comment there included one of the artist info URLs).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2703 (May 9, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
sparklite about 3 years ago
“In the next round, contestants will attempt to snatch away the towel before getting hit with the stick.”
MissScarlet Premium Member about 3 years ago
When Maria snuck into the studio to study art she didn’t know why women weren’t allowed. She’s now desperately trying to get the painters’ attention (far left) to “get me outta here, stat”.
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
Creating art takes time… like waiting for a pot to Boilly :>)
Diat60 about 3 years ago
Recommending highly a new comic “Bozo”!
d1234dick Premium Member about 3 years ago
dwane, volunteering for the gay men’s social cub dinner.
Guess05 about 3 years ago
Sonny decided to try modeling after after his marriage to Cher fizzled.
JH&Cats about 3 years ago
To my right is Paul, who is creating the exotic backgrounds in pastels. These will appear in place of the green screen you see behind the subject. Production staff will add feathers and antennae in the following frames.
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago
Must … not … stare … at … female … sketcher … and … get … attracted …
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Oh hell, I took this job because I thought there were going to be female artists to whomI could show my package!