Garfield by Jim Davis for June 28, 2021

I think Garfield ate a food eating scanner

The scale is a jerk. There’s your answer.

Science says:

i don’t know

Truth!!!

One myth the Mythbusters where never able to do (I’ve heard) was one that you loose thee to five pounds when you sleep. They where never able to understand the reason why it happens.

Because there is no way you have enough will power to walk past a plate of doughnuts without eating at least one, even if you did hide it well.

Sometimes your roomie might mess around with the “zero” control thus adding a few pounds to the total. Take it out on Jon!

“Science” has left the chat

You instinctly ate a donut and didn’t realize it. You know how some people will not pay attention when eating popcorn or potato chips? That’s Garfield with donuts.

I can relate to that.

science answer it’s monday

2 of those doughnuts were dark matter doughnuts!

At least food doesn’t critise you about your weight gain.

I didn’t realize these slippers weighed so much. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it…..

You wouldn’t want these talking scales at a state county fair, when guessing someone’s weight.

Especially if you want to win a prize.

Maybe the issue isn’t mass, maybe it’s Gravity.

Monday’s have always been a curse on Garfield.

Instead of a black cat causing his problems, he’s got Nermal.

Instead of Anchors Away, it’s scales aweigh.

I do not think that I have ever seen Garfield walk by food without eating it before.

You walked by a plate of donuts on a Monday. That’s why.

There’s clearly a pannel missing between 2 and 3!

all the other plates you didn’t leave empty.

Maybe it has something to do with all those other plates of donuts you didn’t walk past.

Shouldn’t have inhaled the aroma of the doughnuts, Garfield!

With me, it’s more like a ten pound gain with those donuts.

It is kinda simple: Fat molecules in your body attract other fat molecules on the outside. Then quantum tunneling causes the external molecules to embed inside your body.

You were mentally eating it that’s why, Garfield lol

Tide goes in, tide goes out.

Garfield has demonstrated an unsolved mystery!

Scientifically this is easy to explain. Garfield’s massive gravitational field, sucks in the sugar particles as his orbit passes the donuts. The sugar is absorbed by Garfield adding to it’s stellar mass. This is called “The Garfield Absorption Theory”. The theory has been proven, and peer-reviewed. Any Questions?

Cartoon science can explain everything!

Scale: You’re fat!Garfield: And i took that personally.

it just means that your mind right away acts like you ate more than you should and tells your body in reaction.

Easy – you’re inhaling a little too strongly.

He breathed in, that is why

If it is going to happen anyway – might as well eat them. :-)

Science was so stunned that you walked by a doughnut without eating it, it didn’t know what to do.

How can you get £2 when you don’t reside in the UK?

May as well go back and eat them……

Garfield was able to avoid a plate of doughnuts, yet the scale still tells him that he’s fat. Also with those doughnuts, maybe now Jon will have a chance to actually have the entire plate of doughnuts since this might be a diet week.

Might as well eat them, you paid for them.

Imagine if he walked past a garden salad…

Well there’s two theories. Osmosis is the first and most likely.

The second is that you are approaching critical mass and becoming a walking Black Hole.

French fries at the fairgrounds has a similar effect on my cholesterol levels.

That’s me and pizza

It’s harder to explain how he could possibly walk past a plate of donuts! :)

The science is, the little spidy is on the microphone down there.

Garfield, I’m proud. You resisted(?) a plate of donuts!

Another bad monday

I don’t get it either unless the scale was lying.

You’re walking by the donuts helped you to gain muscle mass and burn off fat. Muscle weighs more than fat.

You’re welcome.

I’m that way too. I just look at something good and gain weight.

Perhaps a start of a storyline…? I hope so.

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Yup—that’s often how weight gain seems to go. Of course, eating might have something to do with it, too …

Made me laugh.

Deepak Chopra explained that the suggestion of food would alter the metabolism, making it store more fat.

Sounds like my water weight. I can drop 20 lbs. in two weeks. It always comes back, if a bit slower.

NOOOOOO!!! The scale kills itself from Garfield’s weight half of the time, so no need to do that. *getwrecked,scale

What if he just ate?