Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 11, 2021

I recommend spending less time talking about doing nothing.

Garfield is an authority on napping.

At least Pig is focusing on his dreams.

Pig is using the revolutionary Think System developed by Professor Harold Hill of River City College.

Goal setting is an important skill!

Set the bar low.

Time for new material.

Maybe goat should start drinking coffee instead of tea.

Nap it is!

Another solution, courtesy of Pig!

The secret of a happy life is ‘low standards’.

Goat should visualize day dreaming, it’s more vigorous than merely napping!

Pig has a problem for every solution!

Goat get advise from a doer …. not a slacker ;-)

When it comes to napping, I’m an overachiever.

Naps. My enemy at age 5 is now my best friend.

Maybe the two political parties should visualize more

My ambition is to make animation, but I keep falling asleep and getting distracted.

Pandemic caused a lot of visualization and no action….time to move it, move it, move it!

Can somebody please explain to me how cats can nap 23 out of 24 hours, yet they NEVER seem to lose the muscle tone and jumping ability? Honest to Gawd, I can still get up fairly easily, but jumping around????

You can get exercise by running from the recliner to the couch. See, the lockdown hasn’t been all bad.

I could give lessons on napping. I am a pro!

Aim low and you’ll never be at a lack for targets.

Too much time

Being newly retired my time is completely non-productive.

Plate of shrimp.

Yeah, I need to be more realistic while staying ambitious.

I visualize beer. Cold beer.

The person behind this screen relates to Goat here. I am a but of a perfectionist and tend to get upset when things (including myself) aren’t perfect. I need to shake this… and be more like Pig, ya know?

Nailed it

See today’s “Pluggers”

Well, you are never going to be satisfied if you’re ambitious.

What? Next, suggest the 1970s Transcendental Meditation. It gave we guys a break from the force of Women’s Liberation and taking them down from the pedestal on which we placed them. Stand out in the rain holding open a door waiting for ladies, nevermore.

Less and Less productive with my time: A euphemism for “social media distractions”

Right on Pig!

Aim to fail and you will succeed.

so does garfleid

this is my first time on this comic strip

If you don’t care about success then ambition is not required.

Pig knows his limits. Goat, I’m not so sure….

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