Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 16, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Make the patient try to give the cat a bath?

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    Here's Waldo  over 3 years ago

    They use a cat-het-er.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    It’s a step up from leeches.

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    You sure that’s not for the CAT scan?

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    I would hope the cat is sterilized.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Cat scratch fever.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Can I choose leeches instead?

    I know they all suck, but how about a vampire bat? mosquitos? ticks?

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    This will only hurt for a few weeks.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    We’re starting from scratch.

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    bobpeters61  over 3 years ago

    Draw or shed?

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    bigfranky  over 3 years ago

    He may have…cat-scratch fever

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    pcmcdonald  over 3 years ago

    And you thought the cat scan was bad.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    No wonder he’s purrplexed.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bleed baby bleed!

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    eolan59  over 3 years ago

    Um,I’m take the needle, that’s just one hole

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    She’s clawing her way to the top.

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    Thehag  over 3 years ago

    Need to give blood? Prune roses or citrus.

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    ScratchyPDX  over 3 years ago

    It was then that Ted came up with his famous lyrics…. “They give me cat scratch fever…!”

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    cat scratch fever! ♫

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    thejanith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Owww! No thank you!

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    toasted [the champion of huzzah]  over 3 years ago

    nice kitty, nice kitty….

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    That made me cringe.

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    Vaporman  over 3 years ago

    We need a large number of samples, so here’s a cat and a pill…

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    when it comes to drawing blood they don’t pussy-foot around…

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    Natarose  over 3 years ago

    Aw, what a sweet little kitten. The nurse should inform the patient that this may sting a little.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 3 years ago

    Hope the claws are disinfected.

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    missymayfield Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I had a cat who made me bleed often. I still have scars. Odd that I loved her more than any other cat. More personlity, more fun. And yes, my favorite dog was a PB/BH mix, a real challenge, but worth it.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The little kitty doesn’t look thrilled, either.

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    Suny  over 3 years ago

    When they draw blood from me I ask them if they use a pencil, a pen, or a brush when they DRAW blood from me!

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