Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 18, 2021

Rubber and plastic taste awful.

You forgot the Nor’easter and how the whale left you in a place far far away

PS love Eddie’s smoke signals

If you want to tell tall tales, you should get some pointers from Cap’n Eddie.

THAT’s their problem. They’re calling Sunday “Tuesday” and everything is (therefore) very confusing. At best.

Am all up for reordering the week. If God got tired in six days, how does one expect us mere mortals to go through seven. I’d prefer Mon, Fri, Sat followed by Thu, Fri Sat – and throw in a Sun at the end to keep the God and Churches happy.

Do they have humpbacks near Provincetown

Reminds me of R2-D2 getting swallowed and regurgitated by a swamp creature.

Jonah has nothing on Eddie.

If you did that with a cat on your shoulder, I’d say you just found your long lost brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDQ3WrzukA

I am not sure that being swallowed by a whale is quite as disgusting as thinking about all the people who swallow all the lies GOPQANON puts out…

Boo to you. Catch up!

And of course the worst of it is that Cap’n Eddie’s about to show him how it’s done.

True as this story is, this guy is a beginner. Nobody can top Cap’n Eddie for adventure.

I’m happy that we/re back at the diner again, I’ve missed these folks.

Some guys have all the luck. …right?

“Rookie”. LOL!

“TUESDAY”?

This guy must be related to trump!!!!

I think he’s Uncle Eddie’s nephew.

After all, it was only an Earth whale.

this actually happened recently. the Boston Globe ran a story on it.

Never made a sequel to Perfect Storm, did they? Jaws has about 26.

way back at the beginning of the digital era I redesigned all my calendars to start on Monday and end Sunday. It is the weekEND, not the ‘brackets’.

Captain Eddie is my hero.

“Tuesday” jokes occur so frequently in comedy circles that the irony has reversed and it is now the most exciting day.

…whale of a tale!

Why seven days in a week? Based on early astronomy?

Sun, Moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn. From the Roman.

https://theconversation.com/explainer-the-gods-behind-the-days-of-the-week-87170

Compared to Captain Eddie, he’s a Rank Amateur at Shaggy Dog stories.

We humans taste awful to the rest of the earth’s inhabitant. When a shark bites into one of us, while we wither in agony, it swims away because we taste like dog crap!

brilliant way of bringing “real” events/stories into the strip !!

Literally anywhere else that would be a big story. Although he wasn’t “swallowed.” He was in the whale’s mouth and then spit out. You know, like a spit take!