Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 04, 2023

They never should have left without “Spidey”.

Without the slightest warning, and if by magic, Tarzan’s Loincloth transformed into a severely soiled diaper!

They must eat a lot of garlic.

Tarzan missed an ambush by that many guys, that close? It had to be magic… Or Tarzan is really losing it.

Only nine of them? Tarzan likes those odds.

I think Tarzan needs to have his early warning system checked.

I told, I told him yesterday. But did he listen?

And them’s the worst kind of savages there is!

I don’t think them boys are selling’ Tupperware…

Uh oh. And they not even has a pit ready for em.

Their spoor must have just smelled like elephant, or something…

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No wonder. They must’ve walked right into the Kohrian locker room.

Well, we’ll now find out what has happened to hapless Betty….eaten, or violated by hideously-painted savages over the days past!

“And now I have an even better reason to go up a tree. Have a nice day.”

For today’s pit joke, read “Brevity”.

Hideously painted, white savages? So Kohrians are Raiders fans?