Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 01, 2023

“Bratswurst.”

If I were Tarzan, I’d trip before I killed the lioness.

And Greta Tuna-breath the lioness raised herself and her voice for her most famous speech, growling: “How dare you?” There was also something about “BUZZ off!”, but I’m not quite sure about that…

Wait Tarzan, this is a prime example of why the lion should eat the stupid, mouthy, self-entitled punk. Otherwise he’ll get older, then breed and produce more stupid, mouthy, self-entitled punks. GO TEAM LIONESS!

Oh greata. Another lion to gets killed now.

Here, Kittie, Kittie ….

Kitty want to eats pesky little bRat.

Lion pride before a fall……

let’s see if this one dies like the weekday ones do

Unfortunately, Tarzan has to protect this mouthy child, and have him learn his lesson by less…lethal means.

This is the same Tarzan who got dumped on his a55 by a chimp in a maid costume so don’t expect a lot of lion blood.

‘70s Tarzan is so lame. He won’t even kill the lioness. ‘50s Tarzan would let the lioness eat the kid, and then go all stabby on her just for the heck of it.

This little snot deserves some serious claw scars to remember the lion by. Tarzan will most likely kill it for doing what come naturally….. Oh,mierde!

Hey Gen Trelane (Ret), check out the new Conan titles in today’s Eek! comic. I especially liked “By This Axe I Shave”, even though it was originally a Kull story.

Well, Buzz? You wanted to pet it. It’s in reach now.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion feeds tonight

Hey, I’ll like any comic where the entitled spawn of a rich idiot gets fed to a lion.

….but Greta got gone, having gained too great a gasp of the tyke’s tennis shoes. Her appetite dead for the next three days.

Go, Greta! Eat the d*mn brat!

Tarzan, back off; let Nature take its course….