Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 03, 2025

Summon the “Great Apes” for assistance.

I have never heard the word “thence” used in a sentence before. But I guess this one makes a lot of thence.

Get drunk!

His horse exhausted him?

Poor writing aside, I call shenanigans. Now, Lord Greystoke could have been taught how to ride a horse, but where did Tarzan learn?

Amid the trees of the African jungle? Are there even horses there? Or there were, but he killed them all by running them into trees at breakneck speeds, just like he did with the African bears?

Unusual story. No beautiful Jungle Queen this time, chasing after Tarzan?

What to does now? Why digs a deep pit and shoves all em steenky pirates in it all the way to steenky pellucidar.

This calls for a Tantor event.

“What to do now?” Start a new storyline; this one is circling the drain.

TGIF Tarzan, have a nap.

I think somebody got his license plate number.

Ride on Tarzan . You can’t save everybody .

Tarzan finally realizes he should have left the old geezer long ago, after saving the monkeys he trapped, and look for more thrilling and less stupid adventure. Preferably one with a wicked hottie queen and some lions.

Tarzan just redefined ‘hard luck’.

Well at least this is a different plot other than frustrated scantily clad lost city queens who want Tarzan as a mate and will kill him if he declines!

Beautiful drawings of the horse.

What to do now Tarzan? Here’s a hint. New year, new adventure. Ride on. Let’s face it. Harrigan is old. He’s going to die soon anyway.

What to do now? Git on dat horsey and gallop as far away as possible. Let greedy stupid old Hard-Luck get sliced and diced by those smelly A-rab pirates when the old oak croaks!

What to do now? Come on, Tarzan. We all know you are here to kick fanny and chew bubblegum. And it looks like you are fresh out of bubblegum. Kreeg-ah! Bundolo!

Dinner and a movie?

After reading panel 2, I expected to hear The Lone Ranger Theme

What to do now? Say “Sucks to be Harrigan” and ride on to the next story!

Enjoy the bonfire.