Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 08, 2021

Too bad he doesn’t know what to do with the girl friend.

The big guy could call the police and the hacker would have to explain how it is that he owns a woman.

Don’t forget the esky.

It’s not just the shoal water that’s shallow at the beach.

Nerds shall rule the world.

It may not have been a wise choice to “brag about it” to him here – this is still his territory on the beach.

She could be more a liability than an asset.

Um… This was kind of misogynistic.

You just don’t know what he’s capable of – be afraid … be very afraid.

And no Charles Atlas in sight…

The big guy looks like Tank McNamara.

The geeks shall inherit the Earth. (Apologies to Matthew 5:5)

When nerds attack. Not a pretty sight huh?

“The Insult That Made A ‘Geek’ Out Of ‘Gronk’”

Hacked? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

“Then I will pound your puny thieving body to a pulp until you are paralyzed and have to eat your meals through a straw for the rest of your life. Have fun with my back-stabbing, gold-digging girlfriend.”

awwwwwww

As if.

The other day I got a Message on Facebook from a cousin, who enthused about a community block grant that she’d received for $175K that “she didn’t have to pay back” etc. and did I want to get in on this incredible, little known opportunity. She even kindly provided me with a link to a friendly agent who’d walk me through the process.

I asked her if she’d contacted Cousin Jerry about this wonderful opportunity. She said she had … I immediately denounced this scammer as a fraud and contacted my real cousin to notify her that she’d been hacked. Cousin Jerry’s been dead for 20 years!

“Includes”, not “include.” I think… “Which” is the subject, and it’s singular. Again, I think…

Seriously? A dumb blonde who’s an “asset”? How far back would you have to go to find this funny?

Well, he tried to hack the girlfriend, but his drive crashed.

No sand kicked in his face?

To many steroids to perform

Let’s hear a cheer for our side

Define “hacked” as it applies to a girlfriend, e.g. as in the sentence “I hacked your girlfriend last night…”

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If the girlfriend was hackable then it was an AI robot – and thus the best kind of girlfriend, amIright?!

So, women have become property once again?

Modern beach bully about to get pulverized!

You hack a girlfriend?

The man gets up and crushes the flea and demands he undo’s his work or to the police or hospital of his choice.

proves nerds are just as sexist as jocks

It might have better for him to do that offsite.