A statement on those “financial advisors” that always seem to pop up on talk shows. They want you to invest for retirement and you’re worried where your next meal is coming from.
At that level you’d get a better chance on a return for your money at a crap game with loaded dice. Or just giving it to a billionaire and cutting out the middle man.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 3 years ago
Ah… the “middle class investment portfolio” it is, then…
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
You would prefer to eat live rats?
jagedlo about 3 years ago
Are you sure that Peter will invest your clam wisely?
wjones about 3 years ago
Maybe you should invest in sea water clams, they say they contain gold.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 3 years ago
Not so bad with enough ketchup.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ultimately, the Gastronomic Investment Fund failed.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Maybe instead of investing the clam, he should just ingest the clam.
constantine48 about 3 years ago
Unfortunately, the fee for investing a clam is two clams.
Nuke Road Warrior about 3 years ago
Train Wolfie not to share his food, one clam please.
dflak about 3 years ago
I get a lot of snail mail invites to dinner to talk about retirement planning. Apparently they don’t know that I’m 72 years old.
klapre about 3 years ago
A statement on those “financial advisors” that always seem to pop up on talk shows. They want you to invest for retirement and you’re worried where your next meal is coming from.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Oy!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
So a clam a day in the 401k keeps the rats away. I get it.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
That sure made Peter clam up!
John Leonard Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, the live ones are awfully hard to get on your fork.
incognito about 3 years ago
“That’s why the ketchup is extra” ~ Just about every dwarf in the Disk World Universe
Display about 3 years ago
At that level you’d get a better chance on a return for your money at a crap game with loaded dice. Or just giving it to a billionaire and cutting out the middle man.
ekke about 3 years ago
Ah, income. Gotcha!
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
I guess he wants an investment that will allow him move up the food chain.
Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago
He should give a little more gratitude to his current food shopper first. At least he has one who shares.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Tax the rich! Take their clams!
montylc2001 about 3 years ago
How can investing fight inflation when we have a government that prints out an extra trillion dollars every month.
heathcliff2 about 3 years ago
I’m with him.