Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 30, 2021

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Of course he did not shower.

    Can’t you feel the sand pouring out of his underwear?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Sand in the sheets. Like Bert telling Ernie that he will get crumbs in the sheets because he’s eating cookies in bed.

    Clip shows that + Ernie’s solution to getting crumbs in his sheets.

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Now here’s where the Wiz could use the help of a sand witch.

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    dcandmx  over 3 years ago

    “I thought you were just being beachy….”

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Beach please!

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    zerotvus  over 3 years ago

    “i got a drink in my hand…got my toes in the sand..all i need….”

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    Well, with a (loving?) wife that talks like that in bed, I can totally agree with him in panel 2.

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    Mugens Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If I ever tried to go to bed without showering first, the wife would be sure I was sleeping alone that night.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Now you know why Anakin didn’t like sand, Wiz!

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Now all you can do is grit and bear it, Wiz!

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    SAND. . . .E-E-E-E-W-W-W-W-W!!!!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch?

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Sandy sheets …ew

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    roof-top-view  over 3 years ago

    Has anyone noticed the wiz’s moons keep changing directions not only today but on other days?

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    For many years we went to the Jersey shore for a week each summer. They have outside showers that get rid of sand quite well.

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    Sand gets in everywhere, you don’t want it to be.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Never take the beach to bed. Shower, or rinse, or face the consequences.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 3 years ago

    I can’t even stand wrinkled sheets let alone sand- – - ewwww!

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    Sleeping in a sandy bed… that is the worst.

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    aerilim  over 3 years ago

    He must be Ashton Kusher’s ancestor…

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