Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 11, 2021

Didn’t they do a story once with a golf hustler taking advantage of Marty Moon?

After this storyline, we’re never going to complain about peacocks or softball players getting wiped out again, and they can even bring back True Standish or Jarvis White for more cameos.

I had to read on Calcutta betting pools, and still don’t understand it. Seems to me like a hustler would do better with side bets (as I vainly attempt to comprehend the pool) than being an upset in the tournament.

No, not enough — break his thumbs.

“member-guest”, where they play as a team? Make Carter an offer he can’t refuse, to have Heather be his guest. For every great shot he makes, she can bungle two.

If only there was some kind of “search engine” that could scroll the “internet” for golfers named Carter Hendricks…..

P1, Barry Bader was 10 strokes better, too. What is it with these industrial solvent salesmen?

P2, Oh, Calcutta?

P3, Gil wouldn’t play his starting QB if he thought it might cost him a shot at second in The Valley.

Gil and Jaws conspiring to hustle the hustler. How unique. Vito from Goshen will probably be sending Cart to live in Kolkata for messing with the Big Board, and when Cart recovers from the broken-thumbs Charks beatdown.

Uh-oh, a BIG Calcutta betting pool . . . Vito from Goshen is gonna be pissed!

A double digit sandbagger seems extreme, even for R&W. Who’s his guest partner, Bobby Howry? Howry can supply the entire Member-Guest field with high quality placebos. If Cartman put as much energy into selling industrial solvents, he’d be the company field sales leader.

Kick him out. There’s always a way to get rid of someone you don’t want around, even if your suspicions are shortsighted

P3 “Not enough” says the speaking body part, making an obvious Freudian slip

P2 Thing photo (panel?) bombs Jawrz’s annual summer portrait, adding the impression that he is a deep-thinking guy by resting on his chin

Sounds like a job for HvB since she plays golf

In the old days they could accuse him of hustling, and he would be honor-bound to tender his resignation from the club once it became public.

Bet heavy on him.

You know, I was thinking: we haven’t had a good old fashioned Tar & Feathering, or Riding someone out of town on a Rail, yet. Boy, would one of those make this story better!

Are these 2 just wandering around the course?? No wonder Gil finds so many balls.

Hey Gil and Jawor, how about having your discussion in the clubhouse, instead of wandering over random tees and fairways? Gee, I wonder how Gil will get to the bottom of this? How long before he calls up his contact at BSU to check if Cart played there, and what his handicap is? I mean that was telegraphed at least a week ago.

And speaking of telegraphs, you don’t need to check the telegraph to see if today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online. Mainly because, who the hell checks a telegraph for anything anyway?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Why is the club pro asking Gil about this? Shouldn’t he bring it up with the MCC board of directors instead? That could be almost as exciting as the months-long story arc of Library Board meetings!

I, and others, assumed when Gil said he had something to check on, he was going to call up BSU or tap some keys and search on Cart’s presumed college golfing career. But I guess all he meant was he was going to talk to Jawar. But he’ll be doing his deeper investigation before this week ends, bank on it.

P 4: “…by the way Gil, do you know anything about that little girl standing on the driving range?…”

This way Gil gets his 10000 steps

P3- We can bury him here or over there. Nobody will know.

In all reality , time to have Corina and her Mom burn Carter’s house down while he sleeps . Cause of fire improper storage of solvent samples . Make the call Gill !

“OK, John, mind pairing me up with him against a couple of high-roller guests?”