Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 12, 2021

“OK, Frank, you’re gonna sleep with the fishes… any minute now… Come on, now, Frank…you’re making us look bad…”

That’ll work quite well, actually. He’ll be upside down soon enough.

He’ll go bobbin’ along.

Maybe when they throw him in, he’ll float up to the sky.

Easier to locate and remove later. Pollution free.

I think he’s gonna float….but face and head under the water.

Ha ha! Lol.

Oh buoy!

it will be a delicate balancing act to keep that under you.

Floating up side down, not a good idea, dummies! The police will spot the foam …..

Whatever floats your boat.

Understandable, have you seen the price of cement lately?

“OK, Frank, you’re gonna sleep with the shipments… "

Amazon’s return policy is getting brutal.

Now that’s just wrong!

catfish and other bottom feeders will be disappointed

Be the first on your block!

“Embedded in Styrofoam ‘shoes,’ Carl is sent to ‘sleep with the humans.’” – Gary Larson, “The Far Side”

All depends on which direction the current is going. He could resurface.

Poor Bob.