I yelled “COW!” at a woman riding a bike past me. She angrily turned looked at me and flipped me off. Then she ran straight into the cow. Some people just won’t accept help.
Pollinating plants, cleaning up carcasses, swabbing drains — flies are part of every strand of the web of life. For each person on earth, there are 17 million flies.
No, a picnic table is not infrastructure. There is no reason that taxpayer dollars should pay for a picnic table. If this is a public park, this would be a good Eagle project (if those are still happening).
alasko about 3 years ago
Oh, a cow pie!
Tyge about 3 years ago
This could turn out to be an interesting roadside interlude.
Tyge about 3 years ago
In case you don’t remember, where there are cows, there are flies.
gduncan58 about 3 years ago
And meadow muffins
Tyge about 3 years ago
And Buffalo Chips!
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
Picnics usually invite wasps and ants!
So good luck!
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 3 years ago
Unless you are in Amish land, cows are crammed into a CAFO building. Wait until she finds out there is no potty or toilet paper.
gammaguy about 3 years ago
In my experience, picnic tables and cows are usually separated by at least a fence.
And contrary to the nursery rhyme, cows don’t jump very high.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I can’t wait for the ants to come.
John Smith about 3 years ago
I yelled “COW!” at a woman riding a bike past me. She angrily turned looked at me and flipped me off. Then she ran straight into the cow. Some people just won’t accept help.
nosirrom about 3 years ago
ooh, a de Havilland DH.98. I hope they’re in the mood for a nice romantic citronella candle lunch.
Dani Rice about 3 years ago
That table looks as if was built by the CCC. We really need a program like that now.
kingbrlee Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’d eat in the car, motor running and ac on.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Have you ever seen a horse fly?
Da'Dad about 3 years ago
…but I ain’t never seen an elephant fly.
Oclvroadbikerider about 3 years ago
And the fly is carrying presents from the cow
Ib12us about 3 years ago
Ohh, the cow gave us some pie.
dv1093 about 3 years ago
Do any other guys roll down their windows, hang their head out it, and go “Mooooo” when passing a farm field full of bovines?
billwog about 3 years ago
Where there are cows there are cow pies. A flies picnic table.
paranormal about 3 years ago
Oh! A cow pie!!!
LJZ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Gonna take a lot of ‘shooing’
Pollinating plants, cleaning up carcasses, swabbing drains — flies are part of every strand of the web of life. For each person on earth, there are 17 million flies.
- NY Times
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 3 years ago
I went outside one day to see several cows in the yard. Hmmm, I need to do something about this! I filled a container with water for them.
I finally found the owner, different from the one I expected.
KevinCarson2 about 3 years ago
And guess what the fly’s been in?
redbaron about 3 years ago
Omigosh, does this thread get any better than this?
dnotkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
No, a picnic table is not infrastructure. There is no reason that taxpayer dollars should pay for a picnic table. If this is a public park, this would be a good Eagle project (if those are still happening).
tcviii Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Eagle projects are great. But you need the state highway department to build rest areas along highways and supply a few picnic tables.