Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 30, 2021

The information cup floweth over… and everyone is high on it!

TMI.

That was true 20 minutes ago before he had a digestive issue. Time to change the sign.

The king of Too MUCH Information!

Do the tie and handkerchief match too?

I can always get my socks to match, I buy at least six identical pairs at a time. The underwear on the other-hand not since I went commando

TMI

They caught sight of his cute little Victoria’s Secret socks…

I’m not wearing socks….

If we could use excess – and incorrect – information to put out the fires in the west, irrigate the dry lands, stamp out the virus, and mulch our gardens, there would still be an excess of material to foster life throughout the universe.

You should be more interested with your own socks.

All data has value, as Space Ghost used to say,

Of course, the value of this datum is not immediately apparent.

Good idea, since Google already knows if they match or not

‘Duck Duck Go’ is a better option.

Tomorrow he lets everyone know whether his carpet matches the drapes.

Matching socks? Sure. 2 blue ones or 2 black ones. Are some people mixing a brown sock with a yellow sock, or something? A new fashion trend!

Now underwear? Every week, I put on a fresh pair.

Google seems to give a thousand answers for every question. Can you really trust the one that just bubbles to the top? I know. I know. Trust, but verify. So “verify” with who?? Yup, Google it.

yeah, both have brown stains from the same source

If my underwear matches anything else I am wearing, it’s totally by accident.

Mom just said to make sure they’re clean.

His socks match two different scarves and his underwear matches his curtains.

Both yellow!?

WHADDYA MEAN my socks don’t match? I have another pair at home just like them!

MOE:“I smell something awful”

LARRY:“Don’t look at me,I changed my socks yesterday”

MOE"Congratulations!"

It will be a good day.

Since information kiosks are (in my experience and observation, anyway) usually used to ask for directions, I think she has the right idea.

What are socks? Or sox? or soxxx? I just use flip-flops eleven months outta the year.

Most times one sock matches my underwear, the other one my tie.

Anyone who gets close enough to check my Socks & Underwear better be happy to have me confer the same favor on her.