Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 24, 2021

A Hydra?

What a beautiful spirit of fraternity! Nobody ever says “Gesundheit” to me when I sneeze …

Why do people speak German when we sneeze and nothing when we cough?

Now the rest of us will catch it.

The reason why we say Gesundheit, Bless you, A tes/vos souhaits etc dates back to an earlier pandemic…

Wonder what would happen, if all of them sneezed at the same time.

I hope they drink enough to get Hydra-ted!

Just wait till they get a chest cold.

“Oh … Hey … by the way ‘Good morning’, guys.”

“Oh ‘Hi’ Dra.”

If they’re being pelted with bits of frozen moisture do they say “it’s hail, hydra”?

never knew that dragons were so polite

They’d be playing with fire at that point!

If it’s Covid they covet a vet

I think it would be very awkward if all the heads didn’t get along. It’s not like they can walk away.

Hey Huckleberry Hiroshima…this ones for you! ;o}

Misery really does love company. However,the “company” is not all that fond of little miss misery there.

Must be how exposure to Covid affected Henry… change color and grow extra heads.

Glad he turned his head away.

He seems to have gotten ahead of himself…er, themselves.

They need better social distancing…

Is there a joke here? I don’t get it.

So if it is fire-breathing, does that make it a “Fire Hydra?” (fa-dump-bump)

If they did sneeze all at once be far enough away to avoid the spray….. and bring marshmallows and a stick.

I wonder what would happen if one of more got sick at the same time?

I thought hydras had seven heads. What happened to the other two? Is this hydra-aulic license?

I thought dragon sneezes were accompanied with flames.

It’s Hiram McDaniel, a literal five-headed dragon!https://nightvale.fandom.com/wiki/Hiram_McDaniels

I’m more interested in what would happen if each head had its own separate appetite.