As we leave the kingdom of ID our cartoonist duo Parker and Hart have just recovered from a Giant Bong Hit and are picking the needles out of their lips after sucking dry a Peyote Cactus paddle. Hallucinating, they depict a snake handling religious ceremony that has gotten out of hand but still enchanted them with it’s massive girth.
Please, please don’t release him/her in the Everglades like so many thoughtless people have! It’s a huge ecological problem in South Florida and it’s spreading North!
jasonsnakelover almost 3 years ago
Titanaboa (doesn’t matter how I spell it because the phone always does a red underline like I spelled it wrong)
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
A BIT big?
Darth_Walrus_1975 almost 3 years ago
Wizard should teleport the snake to Jane’s cave.
B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
Tom Riddles’ Basilisk
meg_grif almost 3 years ago
Jormungandr
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
That’s one big worm.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
I’m fairly certain the people in those neighboring homes won’t be calling to complain…
alien011 almost 3 years ago
Well, the Wizard can definitely claim that he got the longest one.
rshive almost 3 years ago
I suppose someone should worry when it gets really hungry.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
This does not appear to be a case of (simply) outgrowing its cage.
Although he has done a lot of damage, he looks fairly docile. Maybe he could tell us what happened.
Could it be some kind of “experiment” that went wrong? Where is the Wiz? What has he been up to? Has someone doing some gain-of-function research?
littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I hear that it’s hard to get that snake to laugh. The snake just doesn’t understand jokes. Since he doesn’t have any legs for you to pull.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Well, he’ll eats the giant rats in the neighborhood.
Chris almost 3 years ago
just a bit… how big of a cage did you get?
redback almost 3 years ago
now the home owners association will start calling about a snake turning everybody into stone
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The neighbors are still wondering what happened to their little Fluffy and Rosco. I just can’t stand it.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
As we leave the kingdom of ID our cartoonist duo Parker and Hart have just recovered from a Giant Bong Hit and are picking the needles out of their lips after sucking dry a Peyote Cactus paddle. Hallucinating, they depict a snake handling religious ceremony that has gotten out of hand but still enchanted them with it’s massive girth.
Sportymonk almost 3 years ago
More modern style homes?
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Sooo, hes hisssing in many pits these days…
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
I suppose his cage was the house next door.
joefearsnothing almost 3 years ago
Please, please don’t release him/her in the Everglades like so many thoughtless people have! It’s a huge ecological problem in South Florida and it’s spreading North!
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’s probably going to try and hide in the walls.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Ya think???
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Somewhere in Florida…
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Jormungandr get back in your cage right now!!!
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
You think…..
randolini Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Do what everyone else does and let it loose in the Everglades.
Orcatime almost 3 years ago
When did Id have a suburb?