Pickles by Brian Crane for September 06, 2021

Roscoe may soon need to learn how to be a guide dog…

It is better to look good than to see good…

So I guess the answer is: they block out 100% of the harmful rays and 50% of the harmless ones

Maybe it sucks harmful rays out of your body.

How did he find his way to the park?

Remember the song “I Wear my Sunglasses at Night” by Corey Hart?

They are undoubtedly the famous Peril-Sensitive Glasses!

Earl take off the welding glasses ;-)

I have a pair of those. Bought them at the Canadian National Institute of the Blind.

Can one block 150% of anything?

Not neutrinos….

They look exactly like the cheap plastic eye-covering that an optometrist gives you when they dilate your eyes.

Earl’s ready to play goalball.

All he needs is a fedora and he could be one of the Blues Brothers.

They’re certainly working better than Clyde’s.

My head scratcher is Blue Light lenses that remove Blue Light! What is wrong with Blue Light?

Too bad that they block out vision altogether.

‘’As advertised on TV’’ … So you know they’re good!

This is one of those products you’ll see, when you’re watching a Randolph Scott movie. Wonder why?

Peripheral vision blocked…not a good thing….

White cane and tin cup filled with pencils not included.

I got some like that when I had cataract surgery. They’re really good to wear when I have to have my eyes dilated.

Earl and Garfield are both wearing dark shades today, interesting…

Great advertising campaign for the math-challenged.

getting close to Zaphod’s peril sensitive glasses

We call those the “I-Just-Had-An-Eye-Exam-And-My-Pupils-Are-Dilated” glasses or simply, “Cataract Surgery” glasses.

Hilarious!

And he can hear you.

Not even two suns could generate 150%….

they block out everything apparently.

!00% percent of the present bad rays, 25% bad of rays from the past, and 25% of bad rays from the future.(They travel REALLY fast.

They need those glasses over in The Neighborhood today.

luckily I just wear clip-on sunglasses for my regular glasses; don’t know if they block 150% of the sun’s harmful rays

They can only block 100%…NOT anymore than that.