Herman by Jim Unger for September 11, 2021

Ouch!

She’s thinking about putting a plastic hotdog over that spring and sitting in that chair.

“One in a million!”

Ouch!

Uh-oh, looks like a corkscrew, and it probably acted like that.

She didn’t go to the hospital with him?

Looks more that he took a involuntary flight to the hospital

Needs a stop at a furniture store on his way home.

Probably going to need to fix the ceiling and possibly even the roof.

That’s one way to spring into action….

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

That ejector cushion she bought actually worked.

That is one nasty Klizma.

My eyes are watering!!!

ouch

“It was an emergency. He went by air.”

Don’t know whether that makes it a good chair or a bad chair.

That likely removed his hemorrhoids.

On the plus side.. that enlarged prostate he complained about.. isn’t a problem anymore.

Hopefully they can do a colonoscopy for him at the same sitting…..

Well, that’s one way to get him off his fat duff!

Spring came late this year…

He really didn’t want that colonoscopy

That doesn’t count as a colonoscopy does it?

A little camera up the chute doesn’t seem so bad now does it?

Ow.

Is that a recoiling spring?

Must be spring fever!

Kanchō!

Told ya! It is spring forward and fall back.

talk about Roto-Rooter..