Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 11, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Anyway, a properly done steak is one which you can cut with a butter knife. (a free ad for Clearman’s North Woods Inn, where I have not been for far too long)

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    And KA-Bars.

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    Zykoic  about 3 years ago

    The salad forks are chilling…

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 3 years ago

    I don’t need no knives, man! I get my neatly steak slices by driving over sleeping cows with my lawn mower and I butter my bread with bare hands…hum…didn’t have many guests at my last dinner party

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    tudza Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This is why we have Cutco “Meal” Knives

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stay away from Mack.

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    Imagine  about 3 years ago

    Nothing beats a Swiss Army Knife.

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    John Smith  about 3 years ago

    He’s a real cutup

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    posse1 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Dont forget the cute little spreaders!

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    I love my knives from CUTCO!

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    Cactus-Pete  about 3 years ago

    But those aren’t butter knives. Butter knives don’t have serrations (according to Wikipedia, and years of experience).

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    P51Strega  about 3 years ago

    Dad is spreading it on thick.

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    Pickled Pete  about 3 years ago

    Looks like ‘the Fonz’ of knives.

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    Cadi Fuhler  about 3 years ago

    Butter knife? Oh, you mean kitchen screwdriver.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Steak knives are no good at spreading mayonnaise. And if you can’t spread mayonnaise, what good are you?

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Mac never looked better. Still as edgy as usual.

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    PO' DAWG  about 3 years ago

    The world needs more “happy little palate knives”

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    jscarff57 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    But all the girls like to spoon with the steak knives…

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    And some of us, like myself, are plastic butter knives…

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    cactusbob333  about 3 years ago

    Where’s my spork?

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    the lost wizard  about 3 years ago

    That just doesn’t cut it anymore Dad.

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Ha ha! Knives with faces! Lol.

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    sandflea  about 3 years ago

    Ya gotta have spreaders and cutters.

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    drds2  about 3 years ago

    He does indeed look cool, in his black polo-neck sweater.

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    wongo  about 3 years ago

    I prefer a nice soup spoon. But hey, thats just me.

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    walstib Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Black knives matter.

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    Daeder  about 3 years ago

    Don’t try to be like him, you’re butter than than!

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    Karptaz  about 3 years ago

    he just thinks he is a cut above the rest

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