Anyway, a properly done steak is one which you can cut with a butter knife. (a free ad for Clearman’s North Woods Inn, where I have not been for far too long)
I don’t need no knives, man! I get my neatly steak slices by driving over sleeping cows with my lawn mower and I butter my bread with bare hands…hum…didn’t have many guests at my last dinner party
FreihEitner Premium Member about 3 years ago
Anyway, a properly done steak is one which you can cut with a butter knife. (a free ad for Clearman’s North Woods Inn, where I have not been for far too long)
Concretionist about 3 years ago
And KA-Bars.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
The salad forks are chilling…
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
I don’t need no knives, man! I get my neatly steak slices by driving over sleeping cows with my lawn mower and I butter my bread with bare hands…hum…didn’t have many guests at my last dinner party
tudza Premium Member about 3 years ago
This is why we have Cutco “Meal” Knives
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stay away from Mack.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Nothing beats a Swiss Army Knife.
John Smith about 3 years ago
He’s a real cutup
posse1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Dont forget the cute little spreaders!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
I love my knives from CUTCO!
Cactus-Pete about 3 years ago
But those aren’t butter knives. Butter knives don’t have serrations (according to Wikipedia, and years of experience).
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Dad is spreading it on thick.
Pickled Pete about 3 years ago
Looks like ‘the Fonz’ of knives.
Cadi Fuhler about 3 years ago
Butter knife? Oh, you mean kitchen screwdriver.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 3 years ago
Steak knives are no good at spreading mayonnaise. And if you can’t spread mayonnaise, what good are you?
Daltongang Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mac never looked better. Still as edgy as usual.
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
The world needs more “happy little palate knives”
jscarff57 Premium Member about 3 years ago
But all the girls like to spoon with the steak knives…
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
And some of us, like myself, are plastic butter knives…
cactusbob333 about 3 years ago
Where’s my spork?
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
That just doesn’t cut it anymore Dad.
HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ha ha! Knives with faces! Lol.
sandflea about 3 years ago
Ya gotta have spreaders and cutters.
drds2 about 3 years ago
He does indeed look cool, in his black polo-neck sweater.
wongo about 3 years ago
I prefer a nice soup spoon. But hey, thats just me.
walstib Premium Member about 3 years ago
Black knives matter.
Daeder about 3 years ago
Don’t try to be like him, you’re butter than than!
Karptaz about 3 years ago
he just thinks he is a cut above the rest