Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 13, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, sometimes wishes do come true.

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    BasilBruce  about 3 years ago

    Pig’s trying to use reverse psychology on a crazy world.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Traffic? Steve Winwood’ band?

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    B UTTONS  about 3 years ago

    Rat in the middle of TRAFFIC

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    Reverse jinx never works when you deliberately invoke it. Knock-on-wood has been shown to have a 5% positive influence on ill advised fate-taunting… but it’s better to avoid the taunting in the first place.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    Uh… yeah

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    DennisinSeattle  about 3 years ago

    I look forward to the Mariners losing to the Red Sox!

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    Wilde Bill  about 3 years ago

    I look forward to being inundated by all of the unsolicited Medicare helpline phone calls I get lately.

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    ImDaRealAni  about 3 years ago

    Let me have a try!!

    Things I look forward to: Homework.

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    iggyman  about 3 years ago

    That will do it!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Never happen, Pig.

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    jessie d.  about 3 years ago

    well, we got a lot of that traffic to spare so come get some. Heck, then you’ll be adding to all of it. Humbug.

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    Troglodyte  about 3 years ago

    Simply looking forward doesn’t help with Indian traffic…you need to look sideways backwards, downwards and occasionally, upwards, too! :D

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    juicebruce  about 3 years ago

    Pig just don’t do it "Head On " ;-)

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    All the traffic lights turning red just before I approach them.

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    jel354  about 3 years ago

    Pig using the reverse Uno card.

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    I can’t think of anything clever to say, so I’ll just say to have a nice day.

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    Ellis97  about 3 years ago

    Does that work?

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    rmercer Premium Member about 3 years ago

    It’s the Slow Park of High Squeal Noise.

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    Znox11  about 3 years ago

    Today, I caught all green lights on my way to work. I’m still not sure how to feel about that.

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Singing during the Rush Hour : Traffic, huh, good god y’all; what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again! …

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    GlenGoodwin  about 3 years ago

    Reverse jinxing only works on de crocs…maybe cats. Steve de goat

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    harr2y1131  about 3 years ago

    Low sparks and high heel boys

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Pigs always in a jam!

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    serial232  about 3 years ago

    People don’t know how lonely it can be to drive without any traffic for 50 to 100 miles. I invite you to Montana and see how many trips you are willing to take, before you start wondering, am I going to make it? If something happens, how long will I need to wait and be stranded. That is why it’s illegal not to pick up a hitch hiker in Montana. That and the winter weather we have, and the wild animals, like Ellen.

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    This will be the one and only day when life will grant your wish. Don’t ever ask again…

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    As I sit at a coffee shop in my small town of under 5k people, I envision thousands of frustrated drivers on the LA freeway…and I just smile.

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    Sir Isaac  about 3 years ago

    Worth a shot my little porcine buddy.

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    cldisme  about 3 years ago

    I try this concept with my New Year’s resolutions. Every year I resolve to eat more donuts and drink more beer. No matter what actually happens, I am not disappointed.

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    zeexenon  about 3 years ago

    A little something for air traffic controllers at places like Atlanta, Chicago, LA….

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I think that cup is afraid of rat.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Won’t work, Pig. Same result, no matter what you write/do….

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    gocomixrocks/the magic beaver cleaver  about 3 years ago

    amen

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    russb53  about 3 years ago

    One problem; you can wash your car and make it rain, but you can’t make it rain by washing your car.

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