Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 21, 2021

Pilot light.

What you don’t want to hear.

If anyone finds a copy of Flying For Dummies please have it sent to the cockpit.

Maybe he means, “I hope you enjoy getting this high as much as I do.”

Is that a subtle Ringo Starr joke in 2021?

What you don’t want to hear – “Whoops!”.

Wow. Look at all the “deer in the headlights” looks.

I know it ruins the joke, but pilots generally have to fly a lot of hours before they’re allowed to carry passengers.

“where’s the gas pedal?”

Hopefully that flight has complimentary parachutes.. just in case.

Everybody has a first time!

One time on a flight the Captain started his greeting with Good morning, this is your Captain C. Jack Daniels. This caused all the passengers to smile but I’ll bet the airline eventually said look Charlie use your first name when you make an announcements not your middle name.

Sounds like Bob Newhart

The second seat has to be warm before we can fly. Your job is to sit there.

As we were making the final approach to Bismarck, ND, the pilot told us to prepare to land in Brisbane.

While; I hope you have a good co-pilot.

The passengers look pretty disappointed they are not going to Rio de Janeiro, but instead,their original destination of Reno. I suppose they packed the wrong clothes.

Trump airlines. It went bankrupt.

That’s why I never fly Standup Airlines.

It could be worse. Instead of the passengers discovering that this is his first flight,he could have announced, "Oh, sorry for my being distracted, folks, the stewardess was just . . . uh . . . oh, I mean . . . uh . . . "

I wonder how passengers would feel if airlines did this here: https://www.dawn.com/news/1303222

No, wait! What’s this doohickey?