Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2021

As State of the Union addresses go…I’d settle for “rainy”

Actually, he DID specify the day.

The king’s speech turned out to be all wet. It was a washout.

The people of the kingdom were showered with the blessing of not having to hear the king’s original speech.

Let there be a reign!!!!!

The state of the kingdom is somewhat H2O-ish!

Put another way, somewhat dampened.

Actually, he did!!

Well, there goes the Royal outdoor BBQ for the peasants.

Mother Nature has a sense of humour.

What, they actually apllaused for him? Or was they got paid for it?

So it rained on the Fink’s parade? Why don’t I feel sorry for the little runt? :D

lol!

It’s not Wiz’s fault…YOU should have specified which day, Fink!

So sorry, sire, I’ll get on it immediately….

We used to specify that it come on “Mother’s washing day” ;-}

See this is why you get The Weather Channel. Steph and Jim have you covered. …at least the can tell you to bring an umbrella or head for the hills.

Are you sure about that, Fink?

yes, he did

Luckily not a thunderstorm.

Maybe the king should’ve specified. And when the rain does come that other day, we still want to stall it.

An Honest politician? “State of the Union Address”. Well people, the virus will kill most of You, the economy is shot, we are in debt up to Your neck, unemployment is rampant, it’s all out of control, and Your enemies are at the gates. As for myself, I’m going on vacation and will be riding my bicycle, in a safe far away land. Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike…

Q: What does one call two days of foul, wet weather followed by a beautiful day?

Ans: Monday

washed up

The state of the kingdom is Disaster!!!

One of the many great episodes of “The West Wing”, had the President practicing for the State of the Union Address. He read from the copy he had been handed, " I’ve come today, to tell you, the state of our Union is strange….." (Turns to his writer) “Are you sure this is what we want to tell the nation ?”————-( (I may not have the exact words, but that was the gist) Toby:“Uh that’s supposed to say strong.”

Must be raining a lot in DC.

the risk of weather magic.