Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 09, 2021

“Don’t you agree, Gil?” “Sure, Finn.”

He’s bound to notice any moment now!!!

And don’t think the ladies won’t notice either.

Well, they are salmon. Once they made it all the way upstream, they were pretty much just going to spawn and die, so …

Details, details…

How do you break this “tail” of woe to you buddy?

“uh, yeah, you go on a-head.

I realize why bite marks are shaped that way in cartoons but there’s no animal (including us) that would make such a bite mark in one chomp. The closest to that is a human bite mark that would be one curved shape. But not multiple ones side by side like that (unless you took multiple bites.)

Well, you lost the part that counts so might as well abort the trip.

He can only go half as fast.

No wonder I is still hungry. Part of him gots away.

And soon to be lightheaded…..

Clever – but not funny. Creepy – ummmm, yes.

That’s just another fish tail, about the one that got away.

Half hearted victory.

He needs to get some tail.

Who’s gonna tell him?

And it only cost you a fin.

No spawning for you!

Where’s the nearest Retail outlet?