Pickles by Brian Crane for October 26, 2021

Winter is approaching so it is time for a new wardrobe: heavier fur.

Point taken, Roscoe.

Don’t you get a winter coat Roscoe? And shed it in the spring?

TGIF, eh, Roscoe?

Yeh wonderful, what time do we eat?

My cat maintains her coat at all times!

Way ahead of Earl and in agreement with Roscoe!

And how fur has that taken you?

Just wait until he has to peel that thing off to go to the bathroom. He’ll be back in slacks and shirt in no time!

Except for wash day perhaps, Earl…

A jumpsuit is great until you need to go to the restroom in a hurry. That’s when you realize they have some disadvantages as well.

For winter work outside, there’s nothing better than my Carhartt insulated coveralls. Helps me watch my weight, too.

Most pets shed. That’s why it’s called it FURniture. And, no outfit is complete without the pet fur. ;-)

Bibs are easier to get in and out of.

Earl is forgetting…what will he do on laundry day? LOL

Good fur Roscoe.

First, it’s a jumpsuit. Then, he’s shopping in a leisure suit. What next ? Wearing yoga pants? (They are so comfy.)

My insurance company had a problem with auto-pay last month – it’s the same company and the bill has been on auto-pay for over 40 years!

Fur sure..!!!!!

The English called them “boiler suits”. Churchill wore them almost all the time during WWII.

And he will start to smell like Roscoe after a week.

There’s a model with a flap in the back that makes it easier to attend nature’s call you might want to consider Earl.

And for the retired everyday is Saturday.

Earl now feels happy.

Yeah Roscoe, my pet bird seemed fascinated, when I changed my feathers so often.

Um, about trips to the “necessary room”.

Are we not men?

Is that corduroy?

With or without bones, Roscoe?

The best days are pjs all day days.

Roscoe you have a point.

So, Earl hasn’t needed to use the bathroom since yesterday, I guess. Knowing Earl, he will probably just cut a hole in the front and back.

But you have to get near naked to go to the head!

If Roscoe is unimpressed, imagine what Muffin’s reaction would be.