The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for October 19, 2021

Yup. That would kill it for me, too.

This patent makes his opinion correct – https://patents.google.com/patent/US459516

All cats know it goes the other way. It’s much easier to unravel.

I’m fine as long as it’s not empty!

As long as it doesn’t fall all over the floor, clean or not.

It is concerning. What does she think about (How does she react to seeing) your toilet going over the top (the correct way)?

Does she want to “fix” you? Do you feel the need to “fix” her?

Back in the 70’s, they used to sell toilet paper with printed patterns. If you hung the roll so the paper came down the back, the pattern was hidden on the hanging sheets.

personally, I don’t care which way it’s installed, as long as it’s there

No no no! This is way over the top!

Guess he flushed his original idea….

Let’s move on to toilet seats with no lids.

If you have cats, that’s the way it’s gotta go.

I would be more worried if, instead of t.p., there was a bucket of corn cobs.

Over, under, sideways, down…

My friend Tim met his wife Louise when they were both patients in the same Obsessive Compulsive Disorder therapy group.

For the most part, they have a normal marriage, except when it comes to hanging the toilet paper. She likes the loose end against the wall, but likes it out, easier to reach.

Each time either one would use the bathroom the toilet paper would be switched, according the obsession of the user.

The psychiatric profession has a term for this: roll reversal.

On the plus side, she’s giving all her toilet paper tubes to her pet hamsters.

I used to be married to a “Flo”. She was a fanatic about it coming from the back and didn’t mind that her long nails were scraping the paint off the wall every time she used it. That wasn’t the final straw in our marriage but it was in there.

http://www.t-bar.gr/showroom/what-would-macgyver-do/

Climb out the bathroom window then run!

No concern over the potpourri?

He’s right — that’s just crazy

Yep, incompatible.

And she keeps the seat down!