Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 30, 2021

Well, orange you modest.

I’ve always enjoyed a good navel adventure story.

The book editor looks as white as a ghost. Timely for the holiday. Or is that a metaphor for book editors getting the job because they are failed ghost writers.

From this angle, his mouth looks very much like the swoop of a running shoe logo!!

Orange ya glad it’s not about carrots?

A story about the seedy underbelly. Very a peeling.

Instead of chapters, it has sections.

Pulp fiction.

Actually naval oranges are the worst orange for juice, the best is the valencia.

Editor looks to be a strange veg. Can’t quite get its flavor.

I hope he doesn’t turnip his nose and squash it. Orange’s citric buddies are still bitter about their failed literary efforts, Lemon feels particularly sour.

The editor looks like he might be a bit parsnipity. Maybe he’s nervous to daikon this author.

It’s time to peel the deal.

Orange you happy there are no pictures?

TMI. It’s not even noon yet.

Two carrots were walking downtown, deep in animated conversation and not paying careful attention to where they were going. They stepped into the street and were struck by a bus driven by a cabbage. The husband was closer to the bus and much more seriously injured. When his wife saw the tomato and zucchini who loaded him into the ambulance shaking their heads, she became even more worried. The police officer, a squash, who put her in his squad car and followed the ambulance to the hospital, tried to reassure her, but she was distraught. And, indeed, with some justification. At the ER, the doctor, a cucumber, gave her the bad news: “Ma’m, your husband will live, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that for the rest of his life he’ll be a vegetable.”

As we all know and love…….

Orange you glad you read it?

heard it was seedy

Who doesn’t likes a juicy story.