That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 18, 2021

At the foe he takes aim with his spear, / (while exposing his unguarded rear). / Yet his arm joint’s concealed / safe behind a stout shield. / Ass from elbow? He can’t tell, I fear.

Mommy, that man’s butt is broken, it has a big crack in it!

t wasn’t the fact that he couldn’t disarm his foe by exposing his butt cheek. His real downfall was stepping barefoot on a Lego.

The bold warrior, (with shield and lance), / has neglected to put on his pants. / By the enemy flanked, / (he risks being spanked). / When they see him retreat, they’ll advance.

Is this a scene from Flashdance?

Don’t you hate it when you’re in the middle of an important presentation and you realize that your toga isn’t buttoned?

I bet he doesn’t have to worry about wedgies

The thin garment he wears swings, and shows / his whole body from forehead to toes. / And, (perhaps as a joke), / bells were sewn to his cloak. / Now he tinkles wherever he goes.

That sheet is definitely going to be in the way.

In the battle he trusted his gut / and survived without bruise, scrape or cut. / But his captain was maimed, / and the soldier was blamed. / (He had not learned to cover his butt!)

Accidentally deleted my original post:

Warrior with lance and shield — but no underwear.

Just what does a Grecian urn?/ Quite frankly, that’s not your concern./ But if he must expose/ his butt to his foes / then his cheeks are certain to burn../// for tis all too abundantly clear/ that, in spite of his skill with the spear/ though he’s willing to wield/ a sturdy bronze shield/ he’s neglecting to guard his rear.

Any Persian must look askance/ at the fellows who’re proud to prance/ wearing only their pride/ (having nothing to hide)/ into battle without their pants..

Posing for the next Playboy issue.

Nice glutes!!!

Whoops! Anyone see that barking spider? He must be gigantic.

These all seem to be…well…half-assed comments!

“Can we close the window? I feel a draft.”

Auditioning for J. Arthur Rank “gong man.”

guy who’s really resisting going in for his colonoscopy…

Forgot that pandemic work schedule was over and that he couldn’t fight pants-less on zoom anymore.

Gaius models the latest in hospital gowns

Niagra Falls! Slowly I turned…. (The Roman edition.)

Are you sure his name isn’t Naughtius Maximus?

“Warrior with lance and shield.”

Only one lance?

Butt, seriously, folks… What DOES a Grecian earn ?/Well, (unless he’s got money to burn)/ the sensible Greek/ sound investments will seek/ with a reasonable rate of return///The Greeks are a sensible nation/ well aware of their situation/ so, like this fellow here/ some carry a spear/ and a shield against inflation/// But this fellow got a “hot tip”/ on a stock that took a steep dip: / you can see at a glance/ that the man lost his pants/..or maybe he just likes to strip..

When the blood sports were on. we weren’t bored / We got all the gore we could afford/ This fight was, we report / Disappointingly short / For the fool had forgotten his sword.

The artist had always found it impossible to correctly draw the musculature on the right side of the human body.

Some say it began with the Jews, but I say it began with the Gladiators; you know, circumcision.

" Nick the Greek has a neck like a geek! " ( Actually, his entire head is a bit weird. )

Inspired by juice of the grape/He went forth in naught by a drape/He started to freeze/At 40 degrees/And really did wish for a cape!

Promo for Chuck Barris’s Gong Show.

Sextus does his absolute best to get his wife to hang the curtains for him.

I’m coming dear shield in hand and an erected staff!

Gluteus Maximus attempts to lead his Roman Centurions into battle (butt they refuse to get behind him)

“COME AT ME YA BUNCHA COWARDS! I GOT YER SWORD RIGHT HERE! OH!”_

He was a crappy drummer, but his agent finally found him a gig playing cymbal in the pit band for a costume drama. “Oh, but there is one little catch……”

Finding a place to handle his spear in private was often difficult.

It’s okaius to be Gaius

So the male version of the “Dance of the Seven Veils” is the “Dance of the Single Drapery and Garbage Can Lid”?

Warrior with Lance and Shield: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Joannes_EC_Alberti_-_Krijgsman_met_lans_en_schild_1808.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

https://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/10/masterpiece-2810.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

Charlie Watts’s roadie hustling for a new gig.

“Elvis, put that table cloth back on the table! And the platter. I wish you’d save your party tricks for when we don’t have company.”

“Ah ha hoo, ah ha hoo, yeah yeah!”

Marcus’ audition as a cymbal player for the symphony impressed many onlookers.

I just thought that i’d drop in and see what the girls are saying. :)

arosed from his sleep, maximus sounded the gong to alert the guards.

Desmond destroys another Dish antenna because he thinks TV has too much nudity.

The people on the other side of the stadium are buying up all of the eye bleach.

Do i spy some low-hanging fruit?

Hey Ish, callipygian is seldom used as an adjective. . .

NAIR…..It’s not just for legs!

All you crybabies that walked to school 3 miles uphill both ways in snow!? We went to battle NAKED!

Having had enough ridicule from his sister while she played the harp regarding his effeminate nature; Charles Atlas came up with a strength building regimen.