Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 04, 2021

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    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    What — the moat with no monsters?

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    C  about 3 years ago

    Disney’s first franchise

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    drbee  about 3 years ago

    Considering the critters the King usually has in his moat, I’m not sure the peasant will keep saying ‘Whee’ for long….

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    Later that day: "Sire, there is a line a the castle gate.

    … They want to ride the taste-of-consequence slide."

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Moat monster lunch time.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 3 years ago

    Besides the critters, the crocs will so the needful for the fink. I wonder why Rodney does not press that button when the fink is standing at that spot.

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    PoochFan  about 3 years ago

    “Are you criticizing me? Stand in front of the throne and I’ll pull the other lever.”

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    jagedlo  about 3 years ago

    “Insulted”…what by telling the truth about you, Fink?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Consequence tastes a lot like alligator pee. …ick.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    We all make mistakes….lol

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    blakerl  about 3 years ago

    The Kingdoms idea of a water park, well OK then. The king should sell tickets.

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    joefearsnothing  about 3 years ago

    furmp Really? :o[

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    flagmichael  about 3 years ago

    “What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn’t have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?” – Sigourney Weaver as Gwen DeMarco in Galaxy Quest.

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    How many slides does a king need?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Ooops – then I must’ve sent my mother who was here for a visit down the other chute…

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    Thinkingblade  about 3 years ago

    Depends on whether there are sharks with laser beams on their heads in the moat.

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    BlueKnight1966  about 3 years ago

    No one really wants to end up in a moat, at least not in the days before plumbing.

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    Piper_13 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Is the fink ever not insulted by anyone?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He’s enjoying before he hits the water

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member about 3 years ago

    To taste, or to be tasted? That is the question!

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    KEA  about 3 years ago

    why do we even have that lever?

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    kaycstamper  about 3 years ago

    Was he supposed to go down the slide to molten lava?

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    atomicdog  about 3 years ago

    “Wrong lever, Kronk!”

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