I heard that the " Democratic Governor of the state of California is missing and for quite a while . And as usual the useless TV and the useless press has not even mentioned it . And did you Joe Biden voters hear that he went to Europe and told them the his country ( that would be us ) will start to pickup the cost of them protecting the borders again . Please tell me when and how much this man is going to cost us before we are all gone to the ditch ? He reminds me of a story about Columbus ( he didn’t know where he was going and when he got there he didn’t know where he was and he was using someone else’s money ) ?
Many of these comments leave me confused as to which alternate universe I have dropped in on. The event described in this strip occurred in 1996! Dan Lundgren was a Republican(and still is, a Republican).
A bit too topical for me. The only point of reference I have is “Dallas Buyers’ Club” which I saw a few months ago, so I have a vague idea of what it entails.
President Joseph Biden has appointed ex-California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as “Official White House Bouncer”.
Mr.Schwarzenegger’s main duty will be to prevent Donald Trump from entering The White House.He hasofficial permission to pretend Mr.Trump is a discus andthrow him across the White House lawn as far as he can.
Mr.Schwarzenegger will only be paid minimum wage,butthe ex-Governor says the moral satisfaction will more than compensate for that.
I assume this is a little outdated since today’s Democrat would be pushing for legalization and today’s Republican would also do the same the moment they retire from politics and join a medical marijuana company as an investor. (see John Boehner)
Hey CMERB, Speaking of spending our country’s money, how did you like it when our former Traitor-in-Chief gave a couple of billion of our $ to his wealthiest supporters in the form of a bogus tax cut that virtually no one except the already rich benefitted from?
If you have discovered that a vaccination is free (and very easy to get), go get one. If you think your taxes are paying for it, well, go get your money’s worth!
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Dan Lungren, California Attorney General 1991-1999
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Democrats, the kinder, friendlier seeming conservatives.
cmerb almost 3 years ago
I heard that the " Democratic Governor of the state of California is missing and for quite a while . And as usual the useless TV and the useless press has not even mentioned it . And did you Joe Biden voters hear that he went to Europe and told them the his country ( that would be us ) will start to pickup the cost of them protecting the borders again . Please tell me when and how much this man is going to cost us before we are all gone to the ditch ? He reminds me of a story about Columbus ( he didn’t know where he was going and when he got there he didn’t know where he was and he was using someone else’s money ) ?
sid w almost 3 years ago
You do realize that this strip makes fun of you Facsist pigs, don’t you? Or are you folks too stupid to know that?
tgg almost 3 years ago
You might be insane.
Duane Ott almost 3 years ago
Many of these comments leave me confused as to which alternate universe I have dropped in on. The event described in this strip occurred in 1996! Dan Lundgren was a Republican(and still is, a Republican).
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
A bit too topical for me. The only point of reference I have is “Dallas Buyers’ Club” which I saw a few months ago, so I have a vague idea of what it entails.
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 3 years ago
It’s always easier to be “tough on crime” than to solve the causes of it.
imbeachlover45 almost 3 years ago
“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.” Unknown author
alanshenderson3 almost 3 years ago
Biden is better when he’s asleep which is often.
198.23.5.11 almost 3 years ago
NEWS BULLETIN—
President Joseph Biden has appointed ex-California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as “Official White House Bouncer”.
Mr.Schwarzenegger’s main duty will be to prevent Donald Trump from entering The White House.He hasofficial permission to pretend Mr.Trump is a discus andthrow him across the White House lawn as far as he can.
Mr.Schwarzenegger will only be paid minimum wage,butthe ex-Governor says the moral satisfaction will more than compensate for that.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
No need for a battering ram. They would just use the key
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
I had forgotten about Lungren. Darn. He was a virulent earworm in his day.
ndblackirish97 almost 3 years ago
I assume this is a little outdated since today’s Democrat would be pushing for legalization and today’s Republican would also do the same the moment they retire from politics and join a medical marijuana company as an investor. (see John Boehner)
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Hey, a few years ago Don the Con would have raid the pot club, and blamed the M13 and Democrats.
bakana almost 3 years ago
The Real Life Story:
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Lungren-scores-with-cannabis-busts-3119175.php
jbp3253 almost 3 years ago
Hey CMERB, Speaking of spending our country’s money, how did you like it when our former Traitor-in-Chief gave a couple of billion of our $ to his wealthiest supporters in the form of a bogus tax cut that virtually no one except the already rich benefitted from?
JH&Cats almost 3 years ago
If you have discovered that a vaccination is free (and very easy to get), go get one. If you think your taxes are paying for it, well, go get your money’s worth!