Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 22, 2021

I’m pretty sure that Issie Piszanoff took that urinal cake recipe and ran away.

You shouldn’t have set it on the window sill to cool.

Is that Comic Sans font?

It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

The groove is a billy goat album..

All the same al bum billy is a silly willie nillie pumpkin, who says look for the lip of a urinal and a ajax head cleaner.

The fuller brush man knows all…

Champion of the The Reigndeer Games? That Yuri?

…the urinal cake smelled like rootbeer anyway…

…and just because you look like a Bond girl doesn’t mean that you don’t have the recipe etched in your brain…

…ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ…

…it ran down my pants…

…Art Modell’s grave once needed urinal cakes…

…but Facebook videos and the police put a stop to it…

It’s just mothballs and cinnamon.

What icing did you use on your urinal cake?

Yeah, when he changed his name again to Kim Jong-dead.

So get an exhumation order and take that recipe out of there.

Sounds like a urinal cake N K Kim would love to indulge in….

Maris?

So that’s why the Irsenovich Kimchi has such a distinct aroma?

I have heard of “piss takes” but never piss cakes. LOL !

True or False:

If Ray Wylie Hubbard had been a writer on the Andy Griffith Show, Betty Lynn’s character’s name would have been Betty Lou Thelma Liz.

Wish I could remember the name of it but in a crime novel I read a while back there was a contract killer who was obsessed with urinal cakes.

Rest in Pee

I was going to ask.

You can’t have your cake and pee on it too, but that may be a sense too common for someone birthed of a sacred mountain. Each cake had the image of the Kim on it, and reportedly increased accuracy by 33%.

He needed it, what with the way people stood in line to visit his grave.

Wet cigar for later.

I won’t be asking, but thanks anyway for the tip, Blondie.

Gotta go visit the Sister Shrine now, where I expect to rendezvous with Amanda El-Dweek [GC blew your cover, alas]….

I’m late to this party, which pisses me off …!