Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 13, 2021

If only there were a common cure for tiredness.

Where’s the rest of the school? Or are these two Type “A” people showing up even though it’s Sunday. Did you let them in, Mop Man?

Ìn all reality , Bad landing caused by these over polished hallway floors ,just look at them. Wow you’re right, gonna sue ? Damn right I’m suing, it’s the American way . Hey I just heard Spiller got his law degree from Acme State Correspondence University , he got an A in Slip and Fall law. Great, Thanks

Perhaps the stars are in his eyes, in any case she’s beginning to see the light. (He didn’t even need to turn the lamp down low.)

Just a sprain gets two crutches? Does that happen now?

P 4: “… now it’s my turn to fix him…”

Maybe he can hypnotize her into thinking she isn’t injured!

Maybe not a weekly record, but EES occurred 4 times this week. Despite story lameness, the characters at least feign surprise.

P4- Our next cameo for Milford Masterpiece Theatre, a Quinn Martin Production, is George McFly, artfully played by Crispin Glover.

Hey there missy, you be careful not to scuff or scratch up those immaculate hallway floors or you will be receiving a sternly worded reminder note in your locker from Mopman

Wouldn’t “how bad?” be the normal response to “bad landing”?

Spiller should have gone with “You’re getting sleepy…”

Wait, did she stick the landing? What was the score? Who won the meet?

If only someone had told her to cut back. Wait!! that was everyone.

2nd place in the Valley here we come!!!

P-1: R&W can’t let go of the guys showing up for the girl’s teams.

P-2: It’s a one crutch per week sprain

P3: “I’m an idiot.” By George, I think see’s got it!

Yeah, that trainer really sucked. “This doesn’t look good!” And then it’s basically a minor sprain if she’s only out 2 weeks. I’m disappointed thought that still nobody has called out Boyd for being an idiot. And speaking of calling out, I’m calling out the availability of today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Yes you are an idiot.

This plot may be our worst ever, though it has competition for that title, but at least the Larks are going to the “playdowns!”