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When the machine price went higher than a nickel, I lost interest in knowing my weight. Eventually some of it got out in front of me where I could keep an eye on it.
Put in a dime, painfully watch it slowly rise, pass your weight, then slooowly come down to your weight on giant scale, so EVERYBODY walking by can see.
Then a tiny piece of paper popped out with your fortune on it.
“Let’s not forget that the folks of Toledo, selfless gave us the scale,no springs,honest weight, is the promise they made, so smile and be thankful each time you get weighed.”—John Denver
eromlig over 3 years ago
Something else is working if he’s paying a dollar to weigh himself. Gullibility, perhaps? Or just a strong need to waste money?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 3 years ago
Woo hoo! Cheat Day!
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Those commercials are right. It is all in your mind!
NCGalFromNJ over 3 years ago
Sounds familiar
sandpiper over 3 years ago
When the machine price went higher than a nickel, I lost interest in knowing my weight. Eventually some of it got out in front of me where I could keep an eye on it.
Milady Meg over 3 years ago
When the lockdowns began, I decided I was going to lose fifteen pounds. And now, after almost two years, I have just 22 pounds to go.
jr1234 over 3 years ago
Big Scale Down Town
Put in a dime, painfully watch it slowly rise, pass your weight, then slooowly come down to your weight on giant scale, so EVERYBODY walking by can see.
Then a tiny piece of paper popped out with your fortune on it.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago
Story of my life, lately.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago
My favorite is the talking scale that says “one at a time please”
uniquename over 3 years ago
Well, that’s the first step.
bigplayray over 3 years ago
So easy to gain. So hard to loos!
gammaguy over 3 years ago
He’s up to no good.
KEA over 3 years ago
been there, done that
gldoutt Premium Member over 3 years ago
This sounds like every diet I’ve been on, and I’m ready to try again.
timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Reason to celebrate with a quart of ice cream.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s tooo true to even laugh about :-(
kaycstamper over 3 years ago
Haha, I love this! Me on the scale…
wildwood370 over 3 years ago
I remember when I could get weighed for $0.01
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
His diet is working, and that’s all that really matters.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
“Let’s not forget that the folks of Toledo, selfless gave us the scale,no springs,honest weight, is the promise they made, so smile and be thankful each time you get weighed.”—John Denver
Natarose over 3 years ago
Just got back from the doctor. I am down to 224.