Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 10, 2021

There’s one born every minute.

MetaEstates for sale. Subscription 50% off for first 12 months.

I’ll stick with Metamucil, thanks.

Got anything in a PNG?

How about sending him a JPEG of a down payment?

… or just go ahead and give him a JPEG of money in the amount of the full asking price?

The old joke: He’s a photograph of a Five Pound Note; And heres a photograph of a receipt!

Old workplace sign: “I pretend to work here, and they pretend to pay me.”

This image has been cropped. That means there’s another property blocking the virtual view. :)

You think me a fool? I demand a PNG, minimum.

How big is the backyard? Minimum 2500 sq ft for the property

They’re small, I’ll take 2.

Take them to the holo-deck so they can do a virtual tour…

A French Tudor? OK, but I wonder if Queen Elizabeth the First Knows about this?

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“French Tudor”?? I thought that after that Joan of Arc thing, the English basically washed their hands of continental pretensions.

I think Brewster might be a little bit sharper if he opened his eyes occasionally.

How much for an oil painting of a French Tudor house? I would like one done by DaVinci.

Cliff is virtually working now!

A bargain isn’t a bargain if you don’t want it.

Split Level Ranch? Those things were a real estate abomination.

Give me a nice Victorian with a couple Towers any day.