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When I was in college, we didnât double-date, we âgang dated.â A whole group of us would go out for the evening and it didnât matter if you had a partner or not. So weâd walk into a restaurant and they would ask, âParty of 4?â and we would respond, "No, weâre the vanguard for a party of 14. The rest are still parking their cars.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Do you have a reservation?
C over 3 years ago
Good problems to have these days
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rome A.D. 1527.
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
I want one of those helmets!
Doug K over 3 years ago
You can push the tables together if you want.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Know any small villages that can seat us?
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
What can I get you, Hun?
rshive over 3 years ago
It happens when you donât take reservations.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Such polite barbarians.
pathamil over 3 years ago
Separate checks, pleaseâŠ
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Youâll be sorryâŠ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blenda
dflak over 3 years ago
When I was in college, we didnât double-date, we âgang dated.â A whole group of us would go out for the evening and it didnât matter if you had a partner or not. So weâd walk into a restaurant and they would ask, âParty of 4?â and we would respond, "No, weâre the vanguard for a party of 14. The rest are still parking their cars.
treutvid over 3 years ago
Indoors or outside?
rmercer Premium Member over 3 years ago
âNow seating the Mongol partyâŠâ âThatâs HORDE! H-O-R-D!â
William Pflum over 3 years ago
Sheâd better watch out those guys look âhornyâ
smoore47 over 3 years ago
Sure, Jacob Chansley.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Waitress: Our capacity is 150 people not a hoard?
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
NOWâŠâŠ.
WCraft over 3 years ago
It depends: What kind of credit card do you have? I hope you didnât leave home without itâŠ
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 3 years ago
âNOW!!â
âWait your turn. The NRA is here ahead of you.â
âoh. no hurry thenâŠâ
bobgreenwade over 3 years ago
âSorry; the Health Department will only allow us to seat 649.â