B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 25, 2021

A Turkey in BC may still be a Dinosaur.

dinosaur.

Man-made supply-chain issues in our case.

Thor lost it to the Wizard of I’d strip.

“Where’s the turkey?”

“He’s sitting right there, and he didn’t get our bird.”

I remember this strip had a truly funny Thanksgiving arc years back. Turkey hunters wandered past a very colorful daisy on a long thin stem. When they were out of sight the flower expand into a turkey that had been holding its breath. Think the tag was Whew. That was close. Was a great laugh.

Best to all from our home and our hearts.

Turkey is better the next day anyway.

Sounds contemporary. And nobody knows what a supply chain issue is anyway.

There was a weak link in the chain that was supposed to supply the turkey.

“Yeah, the supply chain has a broken link…”

Blessed and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

As the old joke goes, there are hunters and gatherers. The gatherers are called vegetarians.

Happy Thanksgiving to all and may all have many reasons to be thankful in the next year.

Can you eat an apteryx for Thanksgiving?

Actually he couldn’t afford one at today’s prices

Sometimes even the best hunter comes home skunked. Nothing wrong with crow for thanksgiving and a nice big hunk of humble pie.

Food, glorious food

We’re anxious to try it

Three banquets a day, our favorite diet

Just picture a mammoth steak, fried, roasted or stewed

Oh, food, wonderful food, marvelous food, glorious food

Food, glorious food

Poached possum served flambé

Broth made from a sloth

Or a saber-tooth souffle

Why should we be fated to

Do nothing but brood on?

Food, magical food, wonderful food, marvelous food

Food, glorious food

Now the rest of you can get off your assets and help. Happy Thanksgiving.

Women do not hunt.

He tried to tell me they can fly. So, we’re eating what Benjamin Franklin suggested.

It was a liquid Old Turkey…

For my own part, I’m alone today, so my turkey will have to be imaginary. You can bet, though, that if I was hosting a Thanksgiving dinner, it would be a real turkey!

Oh, you said get a turkey, not go to the bar and be a turkey.

Where’s Grog?

Supply chain issues is where someone is missing some S&M equipment