The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 22, 2021

This is a cheesy concept today!

When leftovers grow mold we throw them out. Go figure.

This bar is still better than “The House of Flus” down the street.

“The band starts after everyone starts to “Cut the Cheese”! The main instrument is the ‘toot flute’!

“The new one whose style isn’t fully molded yet.”

The bleus will blow you a whey!

no band? time to cheese it…

Yep the band IS coming, it’s the Bleu-Rib-Band.

Deceptive Advertising? Once they’re they in they may start to “feel the bleus”.

Cheesy place…no band! Ha!

He was looking for some good music, but he bleu it.

They only play moldy oldies.

Is there a lot of de-brie on the floor?

Depending on how many of those cheeses are from Wisconsin, Bon Iver might show up.

They have a side hustle selling penicillin.

I think HOB is a francheese.

spelling is so important

“We were going to have The Bleus Brothers, but they are playing a command performance, for the State of Illinois.”

That place stinks!

What band? Ronnie Cambozola and the Stinkers, that’s what band!

When I was a kid I’d order Roquefort dressing, but now it seems to have been replaced by cheaper Danish blue cheese dressing.

Keep calm and stilton.

On his celery, he better have a hot wings man.

Wonder if he’s looking to hear The Blues Brothers.

I got the bleus cause my baby is gorGonezola.

Bartender: What can I get you?Customer: Gimme a shot of the hard stuff—unpasteurized Stilton.