It might have been friars.
It could have been the scrambler.
It is time to call CSI: Fairy Tale Division.
Best yolk of the night!
Took me a minute. . .excellent pun!
We’ll need a hard-boiled detective to solve this case.
I’m sure it will soon be all over easy.
I’d look for someone named Benedict from Holland
Though he had a lousy summer, he had a great fall.
More egg puns ahead.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-is-humpty-dumpty-an-egg-an-investigation_n_61087611e4b0999d2084fb9f
Here’s one: Call his mommy and she can CODDLE him until he is better.
ba dum tss
Don’t worry: they’ll eventually crack the case.
Don’t worry. Omelet the police know.
That happened on over easy street.
Yegs pegs egg. Film at 11.
Wow. Go, F & E!
The case has already been cracked.
I heard rumors that Humpty was just an empty shell of an egg, anyway.
He fell Over Hard.
All of these great responses makes this one a “Classic”.
Groan!
humpty looks shell-shocked…
It was not difficult to get him to topple. He went over easy.
-sniff-
He was such a good egg.
My money’s on the scramblers rather than the poachers
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oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
It might have been friars.
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It could have been the scrambler.
cubswin2016 almost 3 years ago
It is time to call CSI: Fairy Tale Division.
Zykoic almost 3 years ago
Best yolk of the night!
1953Baby almost 3 years ago
Took me a minute. . .excellent pun!
cornshell almost 3 years ago
We’ll need a hard-boiled detective to solve this case.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
I’m sure it will soon be all over easy.
Beaker almost 3 years ago
I’d look for someone named Benedict from Holland
Earnestly Frank almost 3 years ago
Though he had a lousy summer, he had a great fall.
Yakety Sax almost 3 years ago
More egg puns ahead.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-is-humpty-dumpty-an-egg-an-investigation_n_61087611e4b0999d2084fb9f
joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Here’s one: Call his mommy and she can CODDLE him until he is better.
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
ba dum tss
khjalmarj almost 3 years ago
Don’t worry: they’ll eventually crack the case.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t worry. Omelet the police know.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
That happened on over easy street.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yegs pegs egg. Film at 11.
ddjg almost 3 years ago
Wow. Go, F & E!
Robert4170 almost 3 years ago
The case has already been cracked.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
I heard rumors that Humpty was just an empty shell of an egg, anyway.
cornshell almost 3 years ago
He fell Over Hard.
Homerville Premium Member almost 3 years ago
All of these great responses makes this one a “Classic”.
corpcasselbury almost 3 years ago
Groan!
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
humpty looks shell-shocked…
The Orange Mailman almost 3 years ago
It was not difficult to get him to topple. He went over easy.
DudeHoldMyBearandWatchThis almost 3 years ago
-sniff-
He was such a good egg.
aussie399 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My money’s on the scramblers rather than the poachers