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I always thought “tuffet” was a funny name for one’s posterior, until I realized a tuffet is a piece of furniture. Meanwhile Mr. Tuffet is going home, will sit on his rear, eating chips and drinking beer.
Imagine over 3 years ago
I guess this means they all started in a bar. Like many jokes.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
Little fat spider
Sat before its beer (or cider)
Talking to some long nosed dude
That nagged ’bout his Miss at home
Who does things that make him foam
Till spidey burped quite loud and rude
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
I always thought “tuffet” was a funny name for one’s posterior, until I realized a tuffet is a piece of furniture. Meanwhile Mr. Tuffet is going home, will sit on his rear, eating chips and drinking beer.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Old Mister Muffet once had to tough it – his kid was turning him gray.
He drank down some cider and talked to a spider, who helped Mister Muffet that day.
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
Is the spider charging money or flies?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
The spider that frightened Miss Muffet away…in a bar having a beer….
Bill Löhr Premium Member over 3 years ago
Strangers on a train
goboboyd over 3 years ago
Right after I finish one more beer. So he’s numb when she swats him with the revised feminist’s book of empowering nursery rhymes.
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
Officially approved spider. He has all 8 legs, so often lacking with cartoon spiders.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
So it was an inside job.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
What’s it cost?…..
mbrahms26 over 3 years ago
Whose spilled drink is that?
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 3 years ago
So he hired a hit-spider.
tinstar over 3 years ago
Hopefully, she can tuffet out.