Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2021

Why am I thinking of Elton John?

Croc’s language is like Chinese: the meaning changes according to the pronunciation.

i think his butt is broken, it has a big crack in it!

People are going to be spitting coffee all over their keyboards in the morning.

The Crocs would love Jennifer Lopez; she has a fine debut.

Weren’t these the same guys who asked about that self help book, “Less Miserable”?

Eh, thank goodnesses me has phonetic languages.

Crocs are on a mission ! Croc Power !

“Let’s talk about your big but” ~ Pee Wee Herman

Must be Terry Jones from Monty Python!

ZEEBA! CROCS!

Larry is drop out….methinks!

More please!

Croc’s know that the butt is the tenderest portion.

Wait til they find out he’s playing Debussy.

Maybe he should be Haydn so Larry won’t find him.

A lot of off-color humor here but much preferred over political bantering!

They like to look at big butts so they can eat them.

You’re a sick hump. Love your work.

Maybe they’ll get some culture out of this.

I still say that they look more like Gators than Crocs

I gotta love the crocs. They have been getting more and more appearances lately, and I’m thankful for that.

Could be fun……

I wonder if the crocs are related to Moe, Calvin’s bully. They speak in a similar font.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Croc’s rule.

Speaking of debuts, where did Larry get that piece of paper in the second panel?

51 comments and not a single pianist joke? I expect more from you people.

CROCS!!! MORE!!!

Cue up Pam Tillis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY-t_8O6RTM

Debut, initial fancy cultural event.

To see a De butt: ya get to see a politician.

Crocs like butts cause they not got butts themselfs.

Not that there’ anything wrong with that … but come to think of it, where does a crock’s butt begin and end?

An X-rated piano player is a nice addition.

Ha ha, Larry is hilarious, that’s why I love those crocs :)

Stephen strikes my funny bone again!

“I wanna kiss her, but she won’t let me…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci14YmeFego

Luv da crocs

Swallow the Piano Player—Inspiration for François Truffaut?

Bob likes big butts and he cannot lie.

Crocs are just jealous that they can’t show off their own butts. That big tail is in the way.

Larry Croc and his pal, Bob Croc, are too dumb to appreciate piano playing. But they might like to take a bite of butt. —Just a haunch….

I hope he knows Moon River.

This one struck me as funny on about a third-grade level. (Probably why I laughed at it.)

Nice to see the crocs again, too, as others have said.

I miss the crocs!!

J’aime les grands débuts et je ne peux pas mentir.