Modern day confessional. A representative will be with you shortly. We appreciate your business. Our lines are very busy today, for faster service email us at ………………..
Which does about as much good, as if there was someone to listen. Sin: an imaginary disease invented, so that they can sell you an equally imaginary cure.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. If you’re going to design a phone menu system, at least make it logical. Number the options to correspond to the 10 commandments. (“0” can be used for the 10th).
German religious reformer Martin Luther is excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church by Pope Leo X for challenging the church’s doctrines. He went into hiding and began his translation of the Bible into German.
Farside99 about 3 years ago
What if he just wanted to brag?
William Bednar Premium Member about 3 years ago
AI has finally reached the Church.
Technicholls about 3 years ago
BLEEB IS BACK!!! How ya doing buddy? Where ya been? Welcome to 2022.
Aficionado about 3 years ago
Welcome back, Mr McPherson and Bleeb. I hope you both had delightful vacations.
jbduncan about 3 years ago
Modern day confessional. A representative will be with you shortly. We appreciate your business. Our lines are very busy today, for faster service email us at ………………..
Dobie Premium Member about 3 years ago
Bleeb will hear your confession, now!
He says to say three Hail Mary’s and two Our Father’s, and next confession bring some Red Bull and Scooby Snacks, ‘cause this one was a little long!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Oh for Heaven sakes!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sure, why not. It seems like we do most of our sinning online these days. Might as well confess to the internet as well.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! about 3 years ago
Which does about as much good, as if there was someone to listen. Sin: an imaginary disease invented, so that they can sell you an equally imaginary cure.
wongo about 3 years ago
For english stay on the line and someone will be with you after you complete this 20 minute survey. Your call is important to us. (Well sort of.)
CrimsonOne18 about 3 years ago
Welcome back, John! I confess (no pun intended) I never get tired of reading the older comics but missed the new ones AND Bleeb.
sandflea about 3 years ago
You don’t have to confess to a father, you can confess to The Father.
IWannaBeLerxst about 3 years ago
“Your priest did not believe in COVID. Please dial 9 to added to the guest list for his funeral”.
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sorry, but your body’s warranty has expired. You forgot to renew it.
smorbie the great and beautiful about 3 years ago
WELCOME BACK, BLEEB!
EMGULS79 about 3 years ago
Tsk, tsk, tsk. If you’re going to design a phone menu system, at least make it logical. Number the options to correspond to the 10 commandments. (“0” can be used for the 10th).
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
If a Priest isn’t available, start the talk with God and talk to the priest when one is free…..
homerec130 about 3 years ago
Or looking for some leads?
geese28 about 3 years ago
“For murder confession, stay on the line and a police….er I mean, “professional” will come and assist you
ekke about 3 years ago
For absolution, press Q.
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Looks like Bleeb is a little bit lost, I guess he’s new at this.
jbduncan about 3 years ago
Where can I buy my “get out of purgatory free” card?
admiree2 about 3 years ago
P: For your penance…
C: Hey now! Busy, busy, busy. Gotta run and get back to doing more of what I was doing. Just put it on my tab.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
It’s enough to make you want to change your religion.
scpandich about 3 years ago
Bleeb is back! Hooray!
scpandich about 3 years ago
“For English speakers, press one. Pro loquentibus Latinis, preme duos.”
onespiceybbw about 3 years ago
Bleeb is there.
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
Nu? Boychik, it’s not just ME you have to atone to, it’s your fellow humans who you’ve mistreated. Perhaps AA has it right all along. --God
MissyTiger Premium Member about 3 years ago
If he requests the operator, does it go to St. Peter?
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
Martin Luther Excommunicated
January 3, 1521
German religious reformer Martin Luther is excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church by Pope Leo X for challenging the church’s doctrines. He went into hiding and began his translation of the Bible into German.
https://www.ThisDayTrivia.com/trivia/january-3?f=Martin-Luther-Excommunicated#Martin-Luther-Excommunicated
rbullfogg about 3 years ago
Glad to see Bleap back. I like looking for those guys!